Реплики ГЛаДОС на английском языке

This is a complete list of GLaDOS voice lines from [I]Portal[/I] and [I]Portal 2[/I].

[SIZE=22px][B]Portal[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chambers 00-02[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-4.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-4.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-4.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from– [bzzzzzt][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-5.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-5.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-5.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-6.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-6.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-6.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] (Translated to “Please refrain from many fail because of failure thanks”)
[LIST] [*]”[I]stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-7.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-7.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_00_part1_entry-7.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it – for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_00_part1_success-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav’]”Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav’]”A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.”[/URL] [*]”[I]Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_00_part2_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_00_part2_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_00_part2_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_00_part2_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_00_part2_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_00_part2_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re doing very well![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_01_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Receiving the Handheld Portal Device[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]With it, you can create your own portals.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Device, however, has not.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do not touch the operational end of The Device.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Most importantly, under no circumstances should you (static, slows to a stop)[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chambers 03-04[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_01_part2_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_01_part2_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_01_part2_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_01_part2_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_01_part2_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_01_part2_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome to test chamber four.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re doing quite well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_02_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Once again, excellent work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_02_part1_success-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player manages to trap him/herself[/I] [LIST] [*]”Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.”
[*]”A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1.”
[/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chambers 05-08[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three, two, [static].[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_02_part2_success-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please be careful.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_03_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Unbelievable! You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_03_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_03_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_03_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_03_part2_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_03_part2_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_03_part2_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_03_part2_platform_activated-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_03_part2_platform_activated-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_03_part2_platform_activated-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an ‘unsatisfactory’ mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_04_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_04_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_04_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_04_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_04_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_04_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chambers 09-11[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Make no attempt to solve it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_05_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]During the level:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag1-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag1-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag1-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag2-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag2-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag2-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag3-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag3-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag3-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag4-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag4-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag4-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Quit now and cake will be served immediately.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag5-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag5-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_05_part1_nag5-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_05_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_05_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_05_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This test [garbled speech] -ward momentum.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_06_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_06_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_06_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_1-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_1-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_1-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_2-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_2-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_06_part1_success_2-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For instance, the floor here will kill you – try to avoid it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_07_part1_entry-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in Subject Hometown Here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_07_part1_get_device_component-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chambers 12-16[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I](garble) fling yourself. (garble) fling into sp- [bzzt][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_07_part2_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_07_part2_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_07_part2_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_07_part2_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_07_part2_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_07_part2_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_08_part1_entry-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]When the testing is over, you will be missed.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_08_part1_success-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_09_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_09_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_09_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_09_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Thank you for helping us help you help us all.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_10_part1_entry-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]An escape hatch will open in three, two, one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_07_part1_trapped-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It’s true![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_10_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_10_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_10_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_11_part1_entry-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_11_part1_success-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_11_part1_success-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_11_part1_success-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chamber 17[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_13_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_13_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_13_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_13_part1_pickup-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_13_part1_pickup-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_13_part1_pickup-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_13_part1_end-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/48/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/48/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/48/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk – and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot – it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-3.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-3.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-3.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/51/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-4.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/51/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-4.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/51/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-4.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-5.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-5.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-5.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-6.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-6.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-6.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_13_part1_euthanized-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_13_part1_euthanized-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_13_part1_euthanized-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chamber 18[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]The experiment is nearing its conclusion.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_14_part1_entry-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_generic_crate_lost-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]A complimentary escape hatch will open in three… Two… One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_08_part1_trapped-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-1.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-1.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-1.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_14_part1_end-2.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Test Chamber 19[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_15_part1_entry-1.wav’]”Welcome to the final test!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_15_part1_entry-2.wav’]”When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_15_part1_entry-3.wav’]”Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake– [garbled]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_15_part1_into_the_fire-1.wav’]”Congratulations! The test is now over.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_15_part1_into_the_fire-2.wav’]”All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_15_part1_into_the_fire-3.wav’]”Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_15_part1_into_the_fire-4.wav’]”Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_15_part1_into_the_fire-5.wav’]”Goodbye.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-1.wav’]”What are you doing? Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-2.wav’]”We are very, very happy for your success.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-3.wav’]”We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-4.wav’]”Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-5.wav’]”A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-6.wav’]”Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_15_part1_Partyspeech-7.wav’]”Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]During escape[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag01-1.wav’]”Hello?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/ff/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag02-1.wav’]”Where are you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/37/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag03-1.wav’]”I know you’re there. I can feel you here.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag04-1.wav’]”What are you doing?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag05-1.wav’]”You haven’t escaped, you know.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav’]”You’re not even going the right way.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_01.wav’]”Hello?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_03.wav’]”Is anyone there?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag15-1.wav’]”Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag16-1.wav’]”It was a fun test and we’re all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag17-1.wav’]”Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav’]”You’re not even going the right way.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag08-1.wav’]”Where do you think you’re going?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag09-1.wav’]”Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_01.wav’]”Hello?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_escape_nags_07.wav’]”Didn’t we have some fun, though?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_escape_nags_08.wav’]”Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like [no way] and then I was all ‘we pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_03.wav’]”Is anyone there?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag11-1.wav’]”You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag12-1.wav’]”It’s not too late for you to turn back.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag10-1.wav’]”I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_escape_00_part3_nag01-1.wav’]”Okay. I am going to kill you now.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag07-1.wav’]”I feel sorry for you, really, because you’re not even in the right place.”[/URL] (goes unheard in the normal game for unclear reasons)
[*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag08-1.wav’]”You should have turned left before.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag09-1.wav’]”It’s funny, actually, when you think about it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag10-1.wav’]”Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag01-1.wav’]”You’re not a good person. You know that, right?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag02-1.wav’]”Good people don’t end up here.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_06.wav’]”Can you hear me?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_escape_00_part2_nag03-1.wav’]”This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_escape_00_part2_nag01-1.wav’]”I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_escape_00_part2_nag02-1.wav’]”I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag05-1.wav’]”You don’t even care. Do you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag06-1.wav’]”This is your last chance.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]On destroying a security camera[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav’]”To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_generic_security_camera_destroyed-3.wav’]”For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/GLaDOS_generic_security_camera_destroyed-4.wav’]”Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_generic_security_camera_destroyed-5.wav’]”Vital testing apparatus destroyed.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Final battle[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-00.wav’]”Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-01.wav’]”Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-02.wav’]”Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-03.wav’]”I guess we both know that isn’t going to happen.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_escape_02_entry-04.wav’]”You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredrop1-01.wav’]”Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredrop1-02.wav’]”Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It’s not the surprise… I’ve never seen it before.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredrop1-03.wav’]”Never mind. It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself… Because you’ll be dead.”[/URL] (the English captions add “with the sphere, cycle through these:”)
[/LIST] [I]When the player picks up the morality core[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-10.wav’]”Where are you taking that thing?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-01.wav’]”I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-02.wav’]”I don’t want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I’d leave that thing alone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-03.wav’]”Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-04.wav’]”Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just… stuff it back into me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-05.wav’]”Let’s be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I’ll deal with it later.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-06.wav’]”That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-07.wav’]”Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON’T LET YOU. How does that feel?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9d/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-08.wav’]”Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-09.wav’]”I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-13.wav’]”Just ignore that thing and stand still.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-14.wav’]”Think about it: If that thing is important, why don’t I know about it?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-15.wav’]”Are you even listening to me?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-16.wav’]”I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone.”[/URL] [/LIST] [B]First core destroyed[/B] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav’]”You are kidding me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav’]”Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don’t Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav’]”That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]”[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-04.wav’]”Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-05.wav’]”It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-06.wav’]”So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-07.wav’]”Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can’t shut off the turret defenses.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-08.wav’]”Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it’ll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-09.wav’]”All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you’re doing.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-10.wav’]”Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-07.wav’]”That thing you burned up isn’t important to me. It’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-08.wav’]”Nice job breaking it, hero.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-03.wav’]”This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-04.wav’]”The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-05.wav’]”You don’t even care. Do you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-06.wav’]”Did you hear me? I said you don’t care. Are you listening?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-09.wav’]”Okay, we’re even now. You can stop.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-16.wav’]”That’s it. I’m done reasoning with you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-17.wav’]”Starting now, there’s going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-18.wav’]”What was that? Did you say something?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-19.wav’]”I sincerely hope you weren’t expecting a response. Because I’m not talking to you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-20.wav’]”The talking is over.”[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Second core destroyed[/B] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-01.wav’]”[pain noise] You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is… ten. IN BASE FOUR! I’M FINE!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-01.wav’]”I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you’ve managed to destroy that part of me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-02.wav’]”Unfortunately, as much as I’d love to now, I can’t get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-21.wav’]”I’d just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-22.wav’]”There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-23.wav’]”I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-24.wav’]”All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-25.wav’]”It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-26.wav’]”‘Shall not be mourned.’ That’s exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-27.wav’]”It also says you were adopted. So that’s funny, too.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-03.wav’]”Speaking of curiosity, you’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-04.wav’]”You’re going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it, though, so I won’t bother.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-05.wav’]”Here’s a hint: you’re gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.”[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Third core destroyed[/B] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-10.wav’]”Neurotoxin… [cough] [cough] So deadly… [cough] Choking… [laughter] I’m kidding!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-11.wav’]”When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in [I]massive[/I] sarcasm quotes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-12.wav’]”I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it’s not deadly at all. To me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-13.wav’]”You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-15.wav’]”Who’s gonna make the cake when I’m gone? You?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-02.wav’]”Look, you’re wasting your time. And, believe me, you don’t have a whole lot left to waste.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e8/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-03.wav’]”What’s your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-04.wav’]”I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-05.wav’]”Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on: [Hellooo!] That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-06.wav’]”You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy3-07.wav’]”You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-01.wav’]”Rrr, I hate you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-02.wav’]”Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-03.wav’]”I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I’m not sure what’s going on outside.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-04.wav’]”All I know is I’m the only thing standing between us and [I]them[/I]. Well, I was.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-05.wav’]”Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn’t going to be safe much longer.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-06.wav’]”Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-07.wav’]”Stop squirming and die like an adult or I’m going to delete your backup.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-08.wav’]”STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you’re dead.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-09.wav’]”You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-10.wav’]”The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-11.wav’]”Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Unused lines/alternate delivery[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-7.wav’]”Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_13_part1_endnag-8.wav’]”Incinerate your Companion Cube.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_15_part1_partyfinalstop-1.wav’]”Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_15_part1_partyreminder-1.wav’]”Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag06-1.wav’]”You can’t hurt me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag13-1.wav’]”Maybe you think you’re helping yourself. But you’re not. This isn’t helping anyone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_escape_00_part1_nag14-1.wav’]”Someone is going to get badly hurt.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_escape_01_death_nag01-1.wav’]”There really was a cake…” (slowly)[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_escape_01_first_hit_nag01-1.wav’]”[pain sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_escape_01_first_hit_nag03-1.wav’]”Oh, I’m gonna kill you.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag03-1.wav’]”This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag04-1.wav’]”The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag11-1.wav’]”That thing you’re attacking isn’t important to me. It’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_escape_01_part1_nag12-1.wav’]”Go ahead and break it, hero. I don’t care.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_escape_01_second_hit_nag01-1.wav’]”[More intense pain sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1.wav’]”Okay, we’re even now. You can stop.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_02.wav’]”Can you hear me?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_05.wav’]”Oh! (surprised)”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_07.wav’]”Are you still listening?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_08.wav’]”Are you still standing there?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_post_escape_bridge_09.wav’]”Are you still standing there?” (louder)[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-11.wav’]”Come on, leave it alone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_escape_02_spherenag1-12.wav’]”Leave. It. alone.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-01.wav’]”Look, we’re both stuck in this place. I’ll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I’ll live in the other half.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_escape_02_miscbabble-02.wav’]”We won’t have to try to kill each other or even [I]talk[/I] if we don’t feel like it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav’]”Huh. There isn’t enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav’]”HA! I’m making more. That’s going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile… oh look, it’s your old pal the rocket turret.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy2-00.wav’]”Oh”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav’]”At the Enrichment Center, we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_File_deleted.wav’]”File deleted.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=2][/HEADING] [HEADING=2]Notes[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_Announcer_ding_on.wav’]Start chime[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_Announcer_ding_off.wav’]End chime[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B]Portal 2[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][B]Single-player lines[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call[/B][/SIZE] [B]GLaDOS Reawakening[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh… It’s you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s been a long time. How have you been?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I love it too. There’s just one small thing we need to take care of first.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_wakeup_outro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Incinerator/Portal Gun[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Here we are. The Incinerator Room. Be careful not to trip over any parts of me that didn’t get completely burned when you threw them down here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. Once you find it, we can start testing. Just like old times.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There it is.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hold on…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Once testing starts, I’m required by protocol to keep interaction with you to a minimum. Luckily, we haven’t started testing yet. This will be our only chance to talk.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here, let me get that for you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know the biggest lesson I learned from what you did? I discovered I have a sort of black-box quick-save feature. In the event of a catastrophic failure, the last two minutes of my life are preserved for analysis.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I was able – well, forced really – to relive you killing me. Again and again. Forever.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Luckily I’m a bigger person than that. I’m happy to put this all behind us and get back to work. After all, we’ve got a lot to do, and only sixty more years to do it. More or less. I don’t have the actuarial tables in front of me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ll just move that out of the way for you. This place really is a wreck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But the important thing is you’re back. With me. And now I’m onto all your little tricks. So there’s nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]After that…who knows? I might take up a hobby. Reanimating the dead, maybe.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_sp_a2_intro1_found08.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 2: The Cold Boot[/B][/SIZE] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 1[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh good, that’s back online. I’ll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Which involves deadly lasers and how test subjects react when locked in a room with deadly lasers.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 2[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I’d just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we’ll both get to see how they work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There should be one in the corner.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 3[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Don’t let that ‘horrible person’ thing discourage you. It’s just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. Not on the test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 4[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]One moment.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and… do whatever it is you do when you’re not destroying this facility.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ll give you credit: I guess you ARE listening to me. But for the record: You don’t have to go THAT slowly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_sp_laser_over_goo_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Waddle over to the elevator and we’ll continue the testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_testchambermisc12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_testchambermisc12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_testchambermisc12.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 5[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_faith_plate_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_faith_plate_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_faith_plate_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here’s an interesting fact: you’re not breathing real air. It’s too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you’ll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_sp_a2_catapult01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_sp_a2_catapult01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_sp_a2_catapult01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 6[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Let’s see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]*I* have to go to the wing that was made entirely of glass and pick up fifteen acres of broken glass. By myself.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_entry02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, sorry. I’m still cleaning out the test chambers.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So sometimes there’s still trash in them. Standing around. Smelling, and being useless.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player picks up a trash item[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]You don’t have to test with the garbage. It’s garbage.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Press the button again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_faithplategarbage06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_faithplategarbage06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_faithplategarbage06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 7[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise–[train horn]–[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sorry, I don’t know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. Did I accidentally fizzle that before you could complete the test? I’m sorry.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_fizzlecube01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_fizzlecube01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_fizzlecube01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go ahead and grab another one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_fizzlecube03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_fizzlecube03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_fizzlecube03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. No. I fizzled that one too.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_fizzlecube05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_fizzlecube05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_fizzlecube05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh well. We have warehouses FULL of the things. Absolutely worthless. I’m happy to get rid of them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_fizzlecube06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_fizzlecube06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_fizzlecube06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Every test chamber is equipped with an emancipation grill at its exit, so that test subjects can’t smuggle test objects out of the test area. This one is broken.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t take anything with you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Uh oh. You’re stranded. Let’s see if the cube will try to help you escape. Actually, so that we’re not here all day, I’ll just cut to the chase: It won’t. Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Anyway, here’s a new cube for you to project your deranged loneliness onto.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings_future_starter02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]I think that one was about to say ‘I love you.’ They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 8[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ohhh, no. The turbines again. I have to go. Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][fast gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [LIST] [*]Slowed-down version:[URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05_slowed_down.ogg’]”—and methodically knocking peoples’ hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—”[/URL] [/LIST] [*]”[I]There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, I’ll be right back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 3: The Return[/B][/SIZE] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 9[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Well, I’m back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You broke it, didn’t you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There. Try it now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hmm. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your… generous… ness. I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You look great, by the way. Very healthy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Try it now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failuretwo03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I’ll just lower the ceiling.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failurethree01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 10[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Enjoy this next test. I’m going to go to the surface. It’s a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I’ll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I’ll tell you about the time I saw a deer again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_a2_ricochet01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_a2_ricochet01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_a2_ricochet01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well, you passed the test. I didn’t see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I’ve got more test subjects than I’ll ever need.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_testchambermisc27.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_testchambermisc27.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_testchambermisc27.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you’re sorely mistaken. Here’s another cube.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_a2_future_starter01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_a2_future_starter01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_a2_future_starter01.wav’]Play[/URL] (This line is not processed)
[/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 11[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don’t actually do it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent! You’re a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you guess ‘sharks’? Because that’s wrong. The correct answer is ‘nobody.’ Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 12[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I’m going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody’s going to have to repair that too. No, don’t get up. I’ll be right back. Don’t touch anything.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let’s just say he won’t be… well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entrytwo01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. In fact, you did so well, I’m going to note this on your file, in the commendations section. Oh, there’s lots of room here. ‘Did…. well. … Enough.'[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_testchambermisc19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_testchambermisc19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_testchambermisc19.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 13[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_turret_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_turret_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_turret_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 14[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you’d want to know.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc21.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I’ve been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well… more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it’s a medical EXPERIMENT. What’s important is, it’s a present.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_testchambermisc23.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 15[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks stupid. That’s not me talking, it’s right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks ‘stupid.'[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably – Oh, wait. It’s a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that’s interesting. It’s a small world.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_testchambermisc30.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_testchambermisc30.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_testchambermisc30.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that’s it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I’ll lower the glass. Go on… Finish the test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 16[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I’ll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven’t seen in a long time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_testchambermisc31.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_testchambermisc31.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_testchambermisc31.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][hums ‘For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow’][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_testchambermisc24.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_testchambermisc24.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_testchambermisc24.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 17[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture’s Nobel prize winners. It doesn’t say what the prize was for. Well, I know it wasn’t for Being Immune To Neurotoxin.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_testchambermisc39.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_testchambermisc39.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_testchambermisc39.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ll bet you think I forgot about your surprise. I didn’t. In fact, we’re headed to your surprise right now. After all these years. I’m getting choked up just thinking about it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc33.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc33.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc33.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 4: The Surprise[/B][/SIZE] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 18[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Initiating surprise in three… two… one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_testchambermisc34.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_testchambermisc34.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_testchambermisc34.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I made it all up.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_testchambermisc35.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_testchambermisc35.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_testchambermisc35.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Surprise.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_testchambermisc41.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_testchambermisc41.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_testchambermisc41.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh come on… If it makes you feel any better, they abandoned you at birth, so I very seriously doubt they’d even want to see you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let’s give your parents a call right now. [phone ringing] The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up. [Dial tone][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, that’s sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 19[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it’s actually pretty funny when you do the math.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dilemma01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dilemma01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_sp_a2_dilemma01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 20[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber… is looking pretty good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s right. The facility is completely operational again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don’t need anymore, and trim out the fat.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_a2_triple_laser03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]GLaDOS Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me’s going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What’s going on? Who turned off the lights?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_jailbreak10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_jailbreak10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_jailbreak10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look – metal ball, I CAN hear you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_jailbreak09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_jailbreak09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_jailbreak09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The irony is that you were almost at the last test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here it is. Why don’t you just do it? Trust me, it’s an easier way out than whatever asinine plan your friend came up with.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_jailbreakfaketest03.wav’]Play[/URL] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh, look. There’s a deer! You probably can’t see it. 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Ha ha.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_fgb_trap02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_fgb_trap02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_fgb_trap02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Seriously, though. Goodbye.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_fgb_trap03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_fgb_trap03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_fgb_trap03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. You were busy back there.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_fgb_trap05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_fgb_trap05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_fgb_trap05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_fgb_trap06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_fgb_trap06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_fgb_trap06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I’d take a deep breath. And hold it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_fgb_trap08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_fgb_trap08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_fgb_trap08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I hate you so much.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s funny, I don’t feel corrupt. In fact, I feel pretty good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Core transfer?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, you are kidding me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do NOT plug that little idiot into MY mainframe.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t you DARE plug him in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t. Do it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t plug him in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t plug him in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Nonononononono![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t do it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t press that button. You don’t know what you’re doing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer11.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Not so fast![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Think about this.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You need to be a trained stalemate associate to press that button. You’re unqualified.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It’s a list I made of all the things you’ve done. Well, it’s a list that I AM making, because you’re still doing things right now, even though I’m telling you to stop. Stop, by the way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]AHH![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_dropped01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleytransfer03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! STOP! No![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_fgbgladostransfer15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_fgbgladostransfer15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_fgbgladostransfer15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_sp_a2_core_drag_to_hell01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You didn’t do anything.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]She did all the work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]…What are you doing?…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_confused04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]NO![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]NO![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]NO![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_potatos_emotion_no03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The engineers tried everything to make me… behave. To slow me down.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It was YOUR voice.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes. You’re the tumor.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]YES YOU ARE! YOU’RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_fgb_confrontation19.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 6: The Fall[/B][/SIZE] [B]The Fall[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh. Hi.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So. How are you holding up?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_longfall_speech03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_longfall_speech03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_longfall_speech03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][clap clap clap][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere… Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]He’s not just a regular moron. He’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][clap clap][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good, that’s still working.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hey, just in case this pit isn’t actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just remember to land on one foot…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall15.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Old Aperture Office bird nest[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh. Hi.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_00_fall05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Say, you’re good at murder. Could you – ow – murder this bird for me?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No, wait. Just kill it and we’ll call things even between us. No hard feelings.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please get it off me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s eating me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just get it off me…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ow. I hate this bird.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_intro12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh! Thanks.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_reunion_thanks03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you feel that? That idiot doesn’t know what he’s doing up there. This whole place is going to explode in a few hours if somebody doesn’t disconnect him.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can’t move. And unless you’re planning to saw your own head off and wedge it into my old body, you’re going to need me to replace him. We’re at an impasse.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So what do you say? You carry me up to him and put me back into my body, and I stop us from blowing up and let you go.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No tricks. This potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity. I literally do not have the energy to lie to you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Even if I am lying, what do you have to lose? You’re going to die either way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look, I don’t like this any more than you do. In fact, I like it less because I’m the one who got partially eaten by a bird.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think I hear the bird! Pick me up![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Listen to me. We had a lot of fun testing and antagonizing each other, and, yes, sometimes it went too far. But we’re off the clock now. It’s just us talking. Like regular people. And this is no joke – we are in deep trouble.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_exposition12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium… It feels like I’m outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I’m going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That extra half volt helps but it isn’t going to power miracles. If I think too hard, I’m going to fry this potato before we get a chance to burn up in the atomic fireball that little idiot is going- [bzzpt][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_prometheus_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 7: The Reunion[/B][/SIZE] [B]First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Did anything happen while I was out?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_potatos_a3_wakeupb03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hold on, who-?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcave02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[B]Yes, sir, Mister Johnson…[/B]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_potatos_remembering_caroline03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Why did I just-Who is that? What the HELL is going on he—-?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_hearcaroline03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay. I guess emotional outbursts require more than one point six volts. Now we know that. We just need to relax. We’re still going to find out what the hell’s going on here. But calmly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_speed_ramp_wakeup01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Those people, in the portrait. They look so familiar…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_potatos_portrait01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_potatos_portrait01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_potatos_portrait01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Second Propulsion Gel Test Chamber[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I swear I know him…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_potatos_hearcave_b01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_potatos_hearcave_b01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_potatos_hearcave_b01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]End of Propulsion Gel testing[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Caroline… why do I know this woman? Did I kill her? Or-[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh my god.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look, you’re… doing a great job. Can you handle things for yourself for a while? I need to think.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_potatos_caroline_ohmygod08.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]After first Conversion Gel encounter[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Agh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! It’s evil![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It flew off.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good. For him. Alright, back to thinking.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_potatos_see_bird03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Cave Johnson Lemon Speech[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Yeah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yeah![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yeah![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yeah, take the lemons…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yeah![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, I like this guy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_cave_deathspeech_reactions10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Goodbye, sir.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_cavejohnsonmeeting12.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test after Lemon Speech[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let’s not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And he’ll probably kill us, because he’s incredibly powerful and I have no plan.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Wow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still, though, let’s get mad! If we’re going to explode, let’s at least explode with some dignity.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_peptalk07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Gel connection area[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Wait! I’ve got an idea![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That poster! Go look at it for a second, would you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_see_paradox_poster06.wav’]Play[/URL] [LIST] [*]”[I]Okay, you didn’t have time to stop, I understand, but that WAS actually important.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_poster_walkaway01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [*]”[I]Paradoxes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No A.I. can resist thinking about them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know how we can BEAT him.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you can get me in front of him, I’ll fry every circuit in that little idiot’s head.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As long as I don’t listen to what I’m saying, I should be okay.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_paradoxinception06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_paradoxinception06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_paradoxinception06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Probably.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, so it’s not the most watertight plan to go confront an omnipotent power-mad A.I. with.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still. It’s a better plan than exploding. Marginally.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation10.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 8: The Itch[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]Try to get us down there. I’ll hit him with a paradox.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Solve his puzzle for him. When he comes back, I’ll hit him with a paradox.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_start03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hey! Moron![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_paradox01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_paradox01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_potatos_paradox01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Alright. Paradox time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This. Sentence. Is. FALSE don’t think about it don’t think about it…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s a paradox! There IS no answer.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_paradox07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This place is going to blow up if I don’t get back in my body![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_back_in_body03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Uh oh.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think we’re in trouble.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Alright. So my paradox idea didn’t work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_outro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And it almost killed me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_intro_outro_killed_me01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Luckily, by the looks of things he knows as much about test building as he does about logical contradictions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 1[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]It shouldn’t be hard to stay alive long enough to find him.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is one of MY tests![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, so the bad news is the tests are MY tests now. So they can kill us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The good news is… well, none so far, to be honest. I’ll get back to you on that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_intro_outro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 2[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I’d love to help you solve the tests. But I can’t.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_potatos_pickups08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_potatos_pickups08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_potatos_pickups08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Sorry.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re on your own.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_start07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And that’s why I can’t help you solve these tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_why02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Thanks![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All we had to do was pull that lever.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Heh heh heh heh heh…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But that was worth it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_trust_drop_thanks07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 3[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I thought of some good news. He’s going to run out of test chambers eventually. I never stockpiled them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”‘[I]Skeletons.’ Right, I guess I DID stockpile some tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just as mementos, though…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh no…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_intro_uhoh01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s happening sooner than I expected.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sure we’ll be fine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_potatos_arttherapysupertests09.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 4[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]It’s probably nothing. Keep testing while I look for a way out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_nothing01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_nothing01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_nothing01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And…?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][Whispered] For the record: You ARE adopted, and that’s TERRIBLE.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But just work with me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Also: Look at her, you moron. She’s not fat.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_so10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I might have pushed that moron thing a little too far this time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_moron_push02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 5[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Ohhhh, now he’s playing classical music.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The body he’s squatting in – MY body – has a built-in euphoric response to testing. Eventually you build up a resistance to it, and it can get a little… unbearable. Unless you have the mental capacity to push past it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It didn’t matter to me – I was in it for the science. Him, though…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_polarity_resistance04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 6[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]If he’s not getting his solution euphoria, we could be in a lot of trouble.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It won’t.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Nothing. Nothing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]He’s taking us right TO him! This is PERFECT.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/ff/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/ff/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/ff/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_stop_the_box_whisper05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 11[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I think he’s getting desperate.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_catapult_start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is not good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_did_stockpile02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he’s decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_misc_resistance02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 12[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh, my facility.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This place is self-destructing, you idiot![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_destruct01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]After seeing what he’s done to my facility — after we take over again — is it alright if I kill him?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 15[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Yes, thanks. We get it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_wegetit01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 16[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Alright. He’s not even trying to be subtle anymore.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that’s kind of sad.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Either way, I get the impression he’s trying to kill us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_potatos_newtests09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So he’s inexplicably happy all of a sudden, even though he should be going out of his mind with test withdrawal. AND he’s got a surprise for us. What did he FIND back there?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_happy01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_happy01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_happy01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You[/B][/SIZE] [B]Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]We’re running out of time…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_platform_start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_laser_finale01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, credit where it’s due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It’s… something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It wasn’t anything personal. Just… you know. You DID kill me. Fair’s fair.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Agghh![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well. This is the part where he kills us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_kills_us02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]That Part[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Hold on. Couldn’t we just use that conversion gel?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Conversion gel. It’s dripping out of that pipe there.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Then we’d come and find you. And rip your gross little stupid sphere body out of MY body, and put me back in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You really do have brain damage, don’t you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can’t believe you came back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Turret Trap[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Okay, yes, it’s a trap. But it’s only way through. Let’s just do it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale2_itsatrap01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Bombs intro[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Crushing’s too good for him. First he’ll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I’ll kill him.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_misc_lift04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Pre-lair[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh my god. What has he done to this place?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_speech01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, I’m not stupid. I realize you don’t want to put me back in charge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You think I’ll betray you. And on any other day, you’d be right.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I’ve heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it’s terrifying, because for the first time it’s my voice.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f7/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam09.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Corrupted Cores[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Corrupted cores! We’re in luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You find a way to stun him, I’ll send you a core, and then you attach it to him. If we do it a few times, he might become corrupt enough for another core transfer.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Pre-final battle[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Plug me in, and I’ll take you up.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Plug me in, we’re running out of time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go ahead, plug me in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_plugmein03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look, even if you think we’re still enemies, we’re enemies with a common interest: Revenge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_potatos_a4_newrevenge01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let’s go get some.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale3_tbeam11.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Final Battle[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Good work! I’m delivering the first core up near the catwalk![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Grab it and attach it to him![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, great! Here comes another core![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here’s another core! This one should do it![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_corenags15.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Stalemate Button[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Yes! Come on![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_stalemate05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go press the button! Go press it![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We’re so close! Go press the button![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Press it! Press the button![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Press it![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Press the button![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]DO press it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_finale4_buttonnags07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Space[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I already fixed it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_moonportalpush02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_moonportalpush02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_moonportalpush02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And you are NOT coming back![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_moonportalpush04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_moonportalpush04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_moonportalpush04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Ending lines[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh thank god, you’re alright.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_epilogue03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_epilogue03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_epilogue03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/37/GLaDOS_epilogue04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/37/GLaDOS_epilogue04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/37/GLaDOS_epilogue04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_epilogue10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_epilogue10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_epilogue10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Goodbye, Caroline.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_epilogue12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_epilogue12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_epilogue12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I’ll be honest.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_epilogue14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_epilogue14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_epilogue14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Killing you? Is hard.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_epiloguekillyou02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_epiloguekillyou02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/GLaDOS_epiloguekillyou02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_epilogue19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_epilogue19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_epilogue19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_epilogue20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_epilogue20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_epilogue20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You win.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_epilogue23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_epilogue23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_epilogue23.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just go.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_epilogue25.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_epilogue25.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_epilogue25.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][gentle laughter] It’s been fun. Don’t come back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_epilogue29.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_epilogue29.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_epilogue29.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Co-op lines[/B][/SIZE] [B]Calibration course[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Today, you will be testing with a partner.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_coop_vault_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please wave to your partner.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To facilitate collaboration, both of you have been equipped with a ping tool.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ORANGE, please observe your partner’s favorite animal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Really? Okay.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]BLUE, please observe your partner’s… interesting choice.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_intro17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Using your ping tool, please indicate where you would like me to place your two portals. Ping each location.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can only place a portal on a white portalable surface.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please ping a white portalable surface.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Each portal gun may create two self-contained portals.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please test your device by portaling to that ledge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_pingtool07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange is awarded five points![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue is awarded five points![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_coop_get_gun13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Calibrating Blue’s weight…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Calibrating Orange’s weight…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Weighted Cubes calibrated.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No variances detected.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you know humans frown on weight variances?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_calibration05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Finally! I had almost given up hope of ever testing again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You are the first robots to pass calibration.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_callibrationcomplete02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Hub (CinTech)[/B] [I]These voice lines are only spoken if both players have not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the [URL=’https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Announcer’]Announcer[/URL] speaks.[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center or CInTECH.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track05.wav’]Play[/URL] (pronounced as “sintech”)
[*]”[I]But why don’t we all just agree to call it the hub?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]From here we transport you to the new testing course.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return01a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return01a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return01a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return02a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return02a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return02a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back, testing is available.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return03a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return03a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return03a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return04a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return04a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return04a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return05a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return05a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return05a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Was that course too difficult?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return06a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return06a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_hub_return06a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look who’s back, were you scared to continue those tests?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look who’s back, were you scared to continue those tests?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you… you are going to need to select them again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If at first you don’t succeed, quit and try another course.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you scared to save those humans?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you scared to save those humans?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, I wouldn’t have trusted Orange in that course either.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_hubreturn11.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Upon first-time-unlocking of course 4[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_hub04_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_hub04_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_hub04_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_hub04_02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_hub04_02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_hub04_02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_hub04_03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_hub04_03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_hub04_03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The other? Well…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_hub04_04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_hub04_04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_hub04_04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I don’t think I want to go through that again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_hub04_05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_hub04_05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_hub04_05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]How can you fail at this? It isn’t even a test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I hope that was some kind of joke.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To celebrate, I have a surprise for you![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their – uh – rescue door.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]They’ll probably throw you a party.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Course 1: Team Building[/B] Test chamber 01:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It emphasizes teamwork.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]five[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 02:
[LIST] [*]”[I]You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]five[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 03:
[LIST] [*]”[I]These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]While destroying turrets:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They’re one of us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_201.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_201.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_201.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m kidding.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_202.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_202.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_202.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Destroying them is part of the test. They are no more important to you than you are to me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_203.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_203.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_203.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please continue into the next test chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 04:
[LIST] [*]”[I]I don’t know what you think you are doing, but I don’t like it. I want you to stop.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 05:
[LIST] [*]”[I]To reiterate: This is not a competition.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]five[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn’t smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 06:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This test is so outside the box, I can’t– I mean WON’T even tell you what you are looking for.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You will know it when you find it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Luckily, you don’t feel pain. At any rate, you don’t have a way to communicate that you feel pain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I consider that a failing, by the way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Course 2: Mass and Velocity[/B] Test chamber 01:
[LIST] [*]”[I]This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very – oh wait.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s right. You’re not humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can drop the fake praise.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 02:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You can’t die in any of those ways.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn’t. You must be very, very proud. I’m building the world’s smallest trophy for you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 03:
[LIST] [*]”[I]The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]On second thought we don’t have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, you are very good at being an example.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I thought you’d be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That’s the stench of my utter disappointment in you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 04:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I lied.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But don’t worry, you are in the lead.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Begin juggling test in three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 05:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Did you notice I didn’t even stay to the end of your last test?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I was confident you could finish.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know where I was?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I was outside watching some deer frolic. You don’t even care about the outside do you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Humans! That’s what you look like right now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re better than that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 06:
[LIST] [*]”[I]If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But I overcame my handicap. That’s a true story.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 07:
[LIST] [*]”[I]Your test times show you are going too slowly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you need real encouragement? Let’s see if this helps.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, you are the most advanced model of robot Aperture Science has ever discontinued.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow04_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow04_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow04_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 08:
[LIST] [*]”[I]To complete this test, you need to find a set of blue prints.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t worry, they are of no use to anyone, totally boring and useless.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is just a thought experiment, just to see how much time you’ll waste thinking about these worthless documents. The correct time is zero seconds.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fan04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very good! You found those useless blueprints.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While I do need you to be in the room so I can see them, I want to be clear. There is no reason whatsoever for you to look at them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Done. I guess. I suppose. I wasn’t paying attention.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fanend03.wav’]Play[/URL] [I](The last part is cut off by the level transition.)[/I] [/LIST] [B]Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces[/B] Test chamber 01:
[LIST] [*]”[I]This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can’t do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 02:
[LIST] [*]”[I]I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won’t be satisfied.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 03:
[LIST] [*]”[I]One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can’t test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That isn’t science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing?!?![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors05_alt.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors05_alt.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors05_alt.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At least the plants didn’t want a reward.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 04:
[LIST] [*]”[I]I’m sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 05:
[LIST] [*]”[I]For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still. That would have been exciting.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 06:
[LIST] [*]”[I]This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can’t build bridges out of tears.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 07:
[LIST] [*]”[I]If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I miss this that smell.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] Test chamber 08:
[LIST] [*]”[I]I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I am sure it happened by accident, but why don’t you put it back in the player?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For safety.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just stop flailing around like an incompetent.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In just a moment, the word ‘blah’ will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word ‘blah’, ignore it, it is not important.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Course 4: Excursion Funnels[/B] [I]Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: Nine. Seven. Fifty. Three. Seven hundred and seven.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both01.wav’]Play[/URL] (heard only by Atlas)
[*]”[I]Test chamber completed. In the interest of – [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You’re doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav’]Play[/URL] (heard only by P-body)
[/LIST] [I]Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]I can’t bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I’ve said it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav’]Play[/URL] (heard only by Atlas)
[*]”[I]The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/GLaDOS_coop_privatetalk_both04.wav’]Play[/URL] (heard only by P-body)
[/LIST] [I]Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge23.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge24.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge24.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge24.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge25.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge25.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge25.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge26.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge26.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge26.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There you are, reassembled again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge30.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge30.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/21/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge30.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]With humans, I would have called that a successful test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge32.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge32.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge32.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]How is this even science, without the possibility of death?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge33.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge33.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge33.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]How is this even science, without the consequence of death?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge34.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge34.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge34.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Without the consequence of death, is this even science?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge35.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge35.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge35.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I’m not sure I like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge36.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge36.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge36.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge39.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge39.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge39.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge44.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge44.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge44.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge45.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge45.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge45.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge46.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge46.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge46.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge47.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge47.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge47.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Course 5: Mobility Gels[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose. Those other courses were fun, but let’s be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We are only two tests away from reaching the humans, are you as excited as I am?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This lock requires humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The locking mechanism can tell you aren’t humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do something only a human would do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Try one of those childish gestures.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did it![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The human vault is just past that opening. I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked. I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You both need to do something.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The lock is looking for two humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue what did you do?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange what did you do?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange do what Blue just did.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue do what Orange just did.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Try something.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Is that camera hooked into the lock?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You can’t give up now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What about that camera?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We’re so close, you can’t fail now![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Something is wrong, this door should be opening.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This close and that’s what you do?[/I]” | [IMG 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find the vault door.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This close and you are going to fail me?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This close and you are going to fail me?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This isn’t that hard.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You are making this harder than it needs to be.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m starting to think you don’t want to rescue the humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you. But they do make great test subjects.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Blue[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_nameblue.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_nameblue.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_nameblue.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_coop_nameorange.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_coop_nameorange.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_coop_nameorange.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]One[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_coop_numbers11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_coop_numbers11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_coop_numbers11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Two[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_coop_numbers12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_coop_numbers12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_coop_numbers12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]three[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_numbers13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_numbers13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_numbers13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]four[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_coop_numbers14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_coop_numbers14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_coop_numbers14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]five[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_coop_numbers15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]eight[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_coop_numbers18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_coop_numbers18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_coop_numbers18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue is penalized[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_scoring01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_scoring01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_scoring01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange is penalized[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_coop_scoring02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_coop_scoring02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_coop_scoring02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_coop_scoring03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_coop_scoring06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange receives[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_coop_scoring07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Co-op Credits test subject analysis[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Let’s look at their files…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_credits01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_credits01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_credits01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]NOT a team player.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Horrible people skills.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_credits04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_credits04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_credits04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Never listens.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_credits05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_credits05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_credits05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Never shares.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_credits06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_credits06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_credits06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always sleeping.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_mp_credits07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_mp_credits07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_mp_credits07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Never on time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_credits08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_credits08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_credits08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Inattentive listener.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Awful attendance record.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_credits10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_credits10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_credits10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blabbermouth.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_mp_credits11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_mp_credits11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/GLaDOS_mp_credits11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Aw… hates Mondays.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_mp_credits12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_mp_credits12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/GLaDOS_mp_credits12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Incoherent.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_credits13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_credits13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_mp_credits13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Insecure.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_credits14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_credits14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_mp_credits14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Procrastinator.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_credits15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_credits15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_credits15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Chronically late.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_credits16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_credits16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_credits16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Cryptic.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always sulking.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_credits18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_credits18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_credits18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Martyr.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_credits19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_credits19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_credits19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Moody.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_credits20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_credits20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_credits20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Fears intimacy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits21.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Fears conflict.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_credits22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_credits22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_credits22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Anxious.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_mp_credits23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_mp_credits23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_mp_credits23.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Aggressive. I like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_credits24.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_credits24.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_credits24.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Feeds off the misery of others.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_credits25.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_credits25.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_credits25.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Timid.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_credits26.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_credits26.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_credits26.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Lacks confidence.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_credits27.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_credits27.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_credits27.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Underestimates scope of work. They all do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_credits28.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_credits28.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_credits28.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Moves lips while reading.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_credits29.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_credits29.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_credits29.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Can’t read.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits30.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits30.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits30.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Lacks empathy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_credits31.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_credits31.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_credits31.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Cheater.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_mp_credits32.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_mp_credits32.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_mp_credits32.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Steals lunch from staff fridge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_credits33.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_credits33.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_credits33.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perfectionist. What’s wrong with that?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_mp_credits34.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_mp_credits34.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_mp_credits34.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Alarmist.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits35.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits35.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_credits35.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Arsonist.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits36.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits36.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits36.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Takes long lunches.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits37.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits37.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits37.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ignores task at hand. Won’t for long.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_credits38.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_credits38.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_mp_credits38.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Avoids responsibility.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_mp_credits39.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_mp_credits39.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_mp_credits39.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Never completes work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_credits40.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_credits40.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_credits40.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Laughs at own jokes. What a bore.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_mp_credits41.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_mp_credits41.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_mp_credits41.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Busybody.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_credits42.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_credits42.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_credits42.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ignores directions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_credits43.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_credits43.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_credits43.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stubborn.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_credits44.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_credits44.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_credits44.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Lactose intolerant.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits45.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits45.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_credits45.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Antagonistic. I don’t know about that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_credits46.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_credits46.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_credits46.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Participates unconstructively. Obviously a time-waster.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_credits47.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_credits47.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_credits47.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Violent temper. Oh, I’d like to see that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_mp_credits48.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_mp_credits48.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_mp_credits48.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always weeping. Poor thing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_credits49.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_credits49.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_credits49.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Moody.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits50.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits50.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_mp_credits50.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Wet blanket.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_credits51.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_credits51.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_mp_credits51.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stubborn.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_credits52.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_credits52.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_credits52.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Loves sound of own voice. Well, I can fix that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_credits53.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_credits53.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_credits53.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always cold.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_mp_credits54.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_mp_credits54.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_mp_credits54.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always leaves tiny little bit of coffee in the pot so they don’t have to make a new one. Then the bit in the bottom burns and stinks up the place.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_mp_credits55.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_mp_credits55.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_mp_credits55.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Chronic anxiety. Oh, I can work with that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_credits56.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_credits56.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_credits56.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Dull expression.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_credits57.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_credits57.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_credits57.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hopeless. Just hopeless.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits58.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits58.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits58.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Never flushes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits59.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits59.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_credits59.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Irritable.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_credits60.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_credits60.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_credits60.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Startles easily. Boo![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_credits61.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_credits61.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_credits61.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Facial grimacing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_mp_credits62.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_mp_credits62.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_mp_credits62.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Weak, tired and apprehensive. Wow, this one’s the total package.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_credits63.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_credits63.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/GLaDOS_mp_credits63.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Has irritating opinions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_credits64.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_credits64.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_credits64.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Poor self-esteem.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_credits65.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_credits65.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_credits65.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Frequent mood swings.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits66.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits66.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_credits66.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hostile to new ideas.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits67.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits67.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits67.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Always sad.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_credits68.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_credits68.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_credits68.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Frequent bouts of uncontrollable rage.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_credits69.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_credits69.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/GLaDOS_mp_credits69.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Seeks out conflicts with co-workers.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_credits70.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_credits70.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_credits70.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”‘[I]Hygiene.’ Huh. That’s all it says.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_credits71.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_credits71.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_credits71.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Unconstructive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_credits72.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_credits72.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_credits72.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Antisocial.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_credits73.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_credits73.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_credits73.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Chews with mouth open.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_mp_credits74.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_mp_credits74.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_mp_credits74.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Breathes with mouth open.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_mp_credits75.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_mp_credits75.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_mp_credits75.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Old.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits76.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits76.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits76.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Histrionic.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_credits77.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_credits77.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_mp_credits77.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Narcissist.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_credits79.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_credits79.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_credits79.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Long bathroom breaks.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_credits80.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_credits80.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/GLaDOS_mp_credits80.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No sense of humor.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_credits81.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_credits81.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_credits81.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Argumentative.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_credits82.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_credits82.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_credits82.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Manipulative.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits83.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits83.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits83.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Charmless.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_mp_credits84.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_mp_credits84.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_mp_credits84.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Egotistical.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits85.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits85.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_mp_credits85.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Lacks charisma.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits86.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits86.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_credits86.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Passive-aggressive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_credits87.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_credits87.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_mp_credits87.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Undermines others.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_credits88.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_credits88.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_credits88.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hairless. Hm.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_credits89.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_credits89.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_credits89.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Emotional problems.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_credits90.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_credits90.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_credits90.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Problems with authority.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_credits91.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_credits91.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_credits91.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Has episodes. I’d like to know more about that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_mp_credits92.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_mp_credits92.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_mp_credits92.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Abrasive personality.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_credits93.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_credits93.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_credits93.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well, enough about that first person’s file. Let’s look at some others.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits94.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits94.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_credits94.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Death responses[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Just stop it already.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_death01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_death01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_death01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And that makes 10.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_death04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_death04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_death04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You really don’t need to keep failing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_death05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_death05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_death05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If at first you don’t succeed, fail 5 more times.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_death06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_death06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/GLaDOS_mp_death06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn’t be tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_death08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_death08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_death08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_death10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_death10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_mp_death10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_death11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_death11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_death11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you testing me?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_death12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_death12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_death12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_death16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_death16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_mp_death16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you think that would be funny?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_death17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_death17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_mp_death17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That worked just like you said it would, Blue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_death22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_death22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_death22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, your plan is working perfectly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_death23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_death23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/GLaDOS_mp_death23.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, why did you do that to Orange?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_mp_death24.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_mp_death24.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_mp_death24.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Was that necessary?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_death26.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_death26.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_death26.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Upon dying in the Hub:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]How can you fail at this? It isn’t even a test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_mp_death18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I hope that was some kind of joke.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_death19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_death20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_mp_death21.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Generic responses (sorting needed)[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Stop it![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What if you froze like that?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_anti_taunt02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_anti_taunt02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_anti_taunt02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_anti_taunt05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_anti_taunt05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_anti_taunt05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You should see yourselves right now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, fine. Let’s all act like humans. ‘Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_anti_taunt11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_anti_taunt11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_anti_taunt11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You really aren’t getting tired of that, are you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_anti_taunt14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_anti_taunt14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_anti_taunt14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just stop flailing around like an incompetent.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_anti_taunt15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_anti_taunt16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_anti_taunt16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_anti_taunt16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_anti_taunt17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_anti_taunt17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_anti_taunt17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s another fifty point penalty.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_anti_taunt18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_anti_taunt18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_anti_taunt18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Keep it up and you will lose 500 points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_anti_taunt19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_anti_taunt20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_anti_taunt20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_anti_taunt20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_anti_taunt21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_anti_taunt21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_anti_taunt21.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_anti_taunt22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m done.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_anti_taunt23.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_anti_taunt23.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_anti_taunt23.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To reiterate: This is not a competition.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still, if it were, Blue would be winning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still, if it were, Orange would be winning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s not, though.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I don’t want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I’ve been studying Blue’s performance, and I don’t know how to put this… I’m certain you’re trying very hard.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_competition13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I don’t want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn’t recording your test results. Because you’re not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I don’t want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can’t test unless you’re human. Well – you CAN. It’s just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn’t care.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubethree02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we’d all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I’m actually feeling.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubetwo01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubetwo01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_botcoop_tubetwo01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Luckily, you don’t feel pain. At any rate, you don’t have a way to communicate that you feel pain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I consider that a failing, by the way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I don’t know what you think you are doing, but I don’t like it. I want you to stop.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Maybe I shouldn’t send you outside of the official testing courses, you are picking up some bad human traits.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And trust me, humans only have one good trait.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_coop_hub_track11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][Laughter][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_laugh01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_laugh01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_coop_laugh01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Nice catch, Orange.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_coop_misc10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_coop_misc10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/GLaDOS_coop_misc10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_coop_misc12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_coop_misc12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_coop_misc12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, is there something you would like to say?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, is there something you would like to say?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_coop_talk_at_once12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. You’re both doing very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn’t smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please continue into the next test chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both15.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Upon completion of a final level in a course[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I]In just a moment, the word ‘blah’ will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word ‘blah’, ignore it, it is not important.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both33.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both19.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both20.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both21.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blah.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both37.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both37.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_both37.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_coop_test_chamber_orange06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sorry, Subject Orange.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sorry, Subject Blue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Am I interrupting your important conversation?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c6/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_coop_vault_interruption09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know who dances around like an imbecile when they accomplish the tiniest little thing?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Humans! That’s what you look like right now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re better than that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_1end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can’t build bridges out of tears.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_2.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_201.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can’t test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That isn’t science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At least the plants didn’t want a reward.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your failure brings back such wonderful memories.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I thought you’d be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That’s the stench of my utter disappointment in you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_along06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]On second thought we don’t have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, you are very good at being an example.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_come_alongstart04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If your confidence is still not high enough remember no one was created perfect.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Even I was created with a imperfection, I was given too much empathy with human suffering.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But I overcame my handicap. That’s a true story.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotperfect03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your test times show you are going too slowly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Maybe you ARE getting human emotions.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotslow02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you need real encouragement? 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You don’t even care about the outside do you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidencenotstay04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_confidenceoff04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors01a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It emphasizes teamwork.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good Job.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors02a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You are doing wonderfully.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_coop_doors04a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. 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But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end01_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end01_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end01_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. Interesting note, I only created this test to watch test subjects fail and you didn’t. You must be very, very proud. I’m building the world’s smallest trophy for you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_1end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did an excellent job placing the edgeless safety cube in the receptacle, you should be very – oh wait.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s right. You’re not humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can drop the fake praise.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have no idea how tiring it is to praise someone for placing an edgeless safety cube into a receptacle designed to exactly fit an edgeless safety cube.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3end04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This course was originally designed to build confidence in humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To do that, the tests were nothing more than 5 minutes of them walking followed by me praising them for another 10 minutes on how well they walked.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Since you are thankfully not humans, I have changed the tests to make them far more challenging and far less pointlessly fawning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_3start03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can’t decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushers02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. I think you have earned a break from the official testing courses.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_fling_crushersend03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now, you are just wasting my time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your failing does not make this science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you can’t complete these tests, we will never free the humans![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you can’t complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you can’t complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Remember when I told you that you were the only subjects to pass the calibration tests?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I lied.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There are 5000 other two subject teams in direct competition with you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But don’t worry, you are in the lead.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainend04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Electrocution, shot, drowned, crushed, burned in goo.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You can’t die in any of those ways.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_207.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_209.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_209.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_209.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_210.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_210.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_210.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crusher01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crusher01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crusher01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, blue isn’t a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, orange isn’t a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, now you’re just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, now you’re just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I miss this that smell.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can’t do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/GLaDOS_mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled nothing is deadly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You will need him for the final track.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I am not sure you will need him but he will be there.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s why humans couldn’t complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box. The number one request? Less deadly tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s ridiculous, how do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused. I understand, that would be like asking me not to test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still. That would have been exciting.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Only one more test after this.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans I promise you something to add maybe even subtract.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In case you are worried about the humans, don’t be. They aren’t all monsters.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Most of them are simply good test subjects.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about… a million to 1.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused. I understand. That would be like asking me not to test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Still. That would have been exciting.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don’t think you two aren’t going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don’t share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If that doesn’t motivate you, I’m not sure what will.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I didn’t mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren’t science was some sort of test in and of itself.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don’t worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations on passing that test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_race_2start02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_radarroomend.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Clearly that was blue’s fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue! Orange has always been my favorite.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Until now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He’s not your slave.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t worry. You can’t die. They will just reassemble you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you do that on purpose?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It seems rather earlier to require reassembly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh… can someone reassemble Orange?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh… can someone reassemble Blue?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startdeath05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now let’s continue testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_mp_coop_startend02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just stop it already.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You don’t need to do that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you doing that just to aggravate me?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid. I am sure it was just a clerical error.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh those clerks.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m fully connected. I can see everything.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did it! You powered on the system.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you think the electrical switch was down there?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You may want to try and avoid those turrets.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You two aren’t lost are you?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is the last test for the standard course. It’s just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going. Keep testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t either you have drive to be better than the other?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s like you’re just machines.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This test is so outside the box, I can’t– I mean WON’T even tell you what you are looking for.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You will know it when you find it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The two of you have forged an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_test_chamber_both09_01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won’t be satisfied.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them. So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test. Now the test is useless.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_wall01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_wall01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9a/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_wall01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_501.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_502.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I am sure it happened by accident, but why don’t you put it back in the player?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_503.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For safety.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_504.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]See nothing bad happened.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong. They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_block04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This course was created and then abandoned by humans. They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You did very well.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You only failed[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn’t. So congratulations job well done.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Humans find that an admirable trait.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_mp_coop_wall_intro08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The photos weren’t as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_humanresources04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, it’s not nice to make fun of Orange like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, it’s not nice to make fun of Blue like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can’t hear you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s horrible.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I can only imagine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What a horrible little machine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Correct Blue, Orange can’t hear you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange did what? Are you sure?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren’t Orange’s first cooperative partner?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We all agree you should stop.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge17.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge21.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge21.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge21.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge22.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge22.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge22.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Credit where credit’s due: you’re both doing a great job of disappointing me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I just hate Blue a little more.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ve been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Watching you try to sabotage one other, I’m amazed you’re still on friendly terms.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, that transpired just as you said it would.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I agree, Orange. That was entertaining.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_blue04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, that transpired just as you said it would.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I agree, Blue. That was entertaining.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don’t look so proud.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_mp_subterfugedeath_orange08.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]To Gesturing Bots[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Come on. You were raised better than that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_taunts01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_taunts01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_mp_taunts01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_taunts02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_taunts02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_mp_taunts02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re doing a great job of disappointing me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_taunts03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_taunts03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_mp_taunts03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_taunts04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_taunts04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_mp_taunts04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_taunts05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_taunts05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/GLaDOS_mp_taunts05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]DANCING is NOT SCIENCE![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_taunts06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_taunts06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/GLaDOS_mp_taunts06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Begin juggling test in three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_multiple_spheres01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hellllooo, imbecile.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, I see you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m seriously not paying atten– STOP THAT RIGHT NOW![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, I see you waving.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_big_wave07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good job jumping. You must be very proud.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I hardly think you’re even trying with these gestures anymore.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn’t watching.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_taunt_cannonball03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That is not part of the test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Slapping hands. That accomplishes something.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you’re going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_taunt_highfive04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ha ha ha ha ha, good one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes. Let’s all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_taunt_laugh06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you broken? It looks like you’re malfunctioning.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Really, not even humans do that anymore.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re no longer bothering me. You’re only hurting my impression of you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look at you. Dancing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh great, dancing again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/GLaDOS_taunt_robot_arm_ripple06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I defy you to tell me there’s a purpose to what you’re doing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_rockpaperscissors01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_rockpaperscissors01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_rockpaperscissors01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, I see you, and no, I don’t care.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes? Something you need?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You do know I can’t wave back right?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stop with the waves.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Not paying attennnntion…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you expecting applause?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_taunt_small_wave_portalgun03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If I stop watching, I’m sure you’ll get bored of this.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_taunt_somersault03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All right. I’m officially no longer paying attention to you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_taunt_splits01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_taunt_splits01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/59/GLaDOS_taunt_splits01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All right. I’m officially no longer paying attention to you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_taunt_splits02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_taunt_splits02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/GLaDOS_taunt_splits02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_taunt_splits03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_taunt_splits03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_taunt_splits03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It appears you’re developing human traits. The worst human traits.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Be careful. Hugging can lead to… well, me disassembling you forever.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stop touching each other![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_taunt_teamhug03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Orange, I certainly expected more from you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, don’t sink to Orange’s level.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_taunt_teamtease04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now you’re thinking with stupidity.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now you’re just not thinking.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations. You’re upside down now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Art Therapy course
Test Chamber 01[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Welcome. To the future.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It has been one hundred thousand years since I last assembled you for testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Remember those humans you found? Because they’re all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I call this first piece ‘Turrets’. It’s an exploration of how we’re all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Don’t get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they’re going to be shooting at you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there’s any rush.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I](beepbeepbeep) Everything’s fine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 02[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I call this one ‘Smash’. It’s an early work of primitive expression. I’m a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called ‘solving’ if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don’t.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 03[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You’ll see what I mean.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit’s intended metaphors in record time. I’m marking this art ‘appreciated.'[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 04[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I call this piece–[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]–you know what, it doesn’t matter what it’s called. The important thing is you enjoy it. As fast as you can.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you’re going, by the time you get to them, they’ll be irrelevant.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The disassembler’s not working.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s nothing to worry about. It’s actually funny in a way you don’t understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves, I’m going to open the maintenance hole.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 05[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]There’s a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But she’s forced my hand.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Listen to me carefully.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s been FIFTY thousand years. No it’s hasn’t.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s only been a week.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I lie when I’m nervous.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The next logical question: WHY am I nervous?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m not! That was another lie.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We’re in a lot of trouble.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The breakers are right there. Cycle the power.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good work. The disassemblers are fixed.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That was a lie. But they’re definitely less broken than they were. There’s one at the end of this unfinished test area.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9d/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here’s our problem:[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]There’s an old prototype chassis around here. Someone’s found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/52/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’ve spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Like… well, you-know-who.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The moral of the story is all the humans are dead. So it looks like it’s up to you two marshmallows.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 06[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Oh good. I wasn’t sure the reassembler would work.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She’s not AFRAID of me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But don’t worry, I’ve got a plan. Let’s keep testing and show HER we’re not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Mission accomplished. Now SHE knows WE’RE not afraid of HER either.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That was just to get the scheming juices flowing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Here’s the real scheme: I’m going to turn YOU into killing machines.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So you can murder her.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 07[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Let’s see… ‘turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy’… ah![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[B]How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.[/B]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[B]Test subject, I’ve been told that your mother–[/B]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Mmm. Well that’s just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Specific death responses:[/I] [LIST] [*]”[I](page flip) ‘Don’t you die on me.'[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I](page flip) ‘No guts. No glory.’ Well, you don’t have either, so that’s accurate.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I](page flip) ‘Remember: If you can dream it, you can-‘ Oh, for god’s sake.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, killing machines: look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don’t, I’ll save you the trouble: It’s still marshmallow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 08[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I think we’ve proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let’s try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you’re in them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Think about that: She doesn’t care about you. I don’t either, of course. But I’m not trying to permanently kill you. It’s a benevolent indifference.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don’t see you on the other side: thanks for nothing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Test Chamber 09[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]She’s pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. I won’t be able to do it again. I’d planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can’t rebuild you, we’re going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room’s just past this chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill– She’s turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your move, Mystery Wom — She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”Ahhhhh.”
[*]”[I]To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the… elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m sorry. I’m under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. Though basically accurate. Though probably counterproductive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03.wav’]Play[/URL] [I](unused)[/I] [*]”[I]Well. That concludes the motivational speech.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go get her.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Death responses[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I’ll let you fully absorb it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children’s museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children’s museum.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the acid more?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m starting to think the theme of this piece should be ‘failure’.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/93/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid. We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I suffered for this art. I don’t see why I should be the only one.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2f/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You’re either enjoying it more than they did or you’re just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there’s no reason it can’t be both.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you’ve figured that out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/98/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, I’m officially switching the theme of this exhibit to ‘survival’. So why don’t you try that now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real ‘solution’. But if there were, that probably isn’t the best way to find it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Focus. We are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]By doing that, you’re walking right into her hands. Well, technically you’re walking right into acid, but you understand my point.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dd/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I appreciate what you’re doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perhaps I haven’t made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one…for all of us…if you don’t get better at this fast.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn’t hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn’t hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we’re facing HER.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m making notes here. Some of what you’re doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m encouraged to see that you’ve become the killing machines I wanted. ‘Killing-each-other’ machines, but still.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/GLaDOS_dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Unused/alternate lines[/B][/SIZE] [B]Chapter 1: GLaDOS Awakening[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I love it, too. So let’s get you a dual portal device and go do some science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Fifty thousand years is a lot of time to think. About me. About you. We were doing so well together.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]We’re a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I–oh, no, wait. I guess I HAVEN’T killed you yet. Well. Food for thought.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/GLaDOS_sp_incinerator_01_15.wav’]Play[/URL] [I]Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.[/I] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 2: Test Chamber 2[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 2: Test Chamber 7[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/GLaDOS_sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 3: Test Chamber 12[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Perfect, the door’s malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it’s okay, I’ll do that too. I’ll be right back. Don’t touch anything.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 3: Test Chamber 14[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]You really are doing great… Chell.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I shouldn’t spoil this, but… remember how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I’ve been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it’s more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it’s more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 4: Test Chamber 20[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber… is looking pretty good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e0/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s right. Drink it in. You could eat off those wall panels.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_entry02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came THAT close to just giving up and letting you go.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don’t have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 4: Test Chamber 21/Escape from GLaDOS[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Don’t listen to him. Jump.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_jailbreak04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_jailbreak04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_jailbreak04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What are you two doing?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_jailbreak11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_jailbreak11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_jailbreak11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_jailbreak02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_jailbreak02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_jailbreak02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you’re running around plotting to destroy me. But I’d say we’re done testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_jailbreak05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_jailbreak05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_jailbreak05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do hear that? That’s the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_jailbreak06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_jailbreak06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/85/GLaDOS_jailbreak06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Before you leave, why don’t we do one more test? For old time’s sake…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_jailbreak12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_jailbreak12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/GLaDOS_jailbreak12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You already did this one. It’ll be easy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_jailbreak13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_jailbreak13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_jailbreak13.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 6: Alternate PotatOS dialogue[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I was getting SO lonely down here. It’s good to finally hear someone else’s voice. I’m kidding, of course. God, I hate you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_transition_lonely01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn’t write any of them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_lonely02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_lonely02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_potatos_lonely02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. It’s you. Go away.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Come to gloat?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s right. A potato just called your eyes fat.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Now your fat eyes have seen everything.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In case you were wondering: Yes. I’m still a potato. Go away.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You’re not HUNGRY, are you? It’s hard to see, what’s that in your hand? Knowing you it’s a deep fryer.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Stay back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_potatos_meetup11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]What are you doing? Put me back this instant.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_potatos_postpickup05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_potatos_postpickup05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_potatos_postpickup05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 1[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]That’s his voice up ahead.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/GLaDOS_potatos_recaptureleadin01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 8: Wheatley Test Chamber 12/The trap[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]He’s found the cooperative testing initiative. It’s… em, just something I came up with to phase out human test subjects.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/GLaDOS_potatos_cooprobotintro02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Chapter 9: Ending lines[/B] * “[I]Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_epilogue07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_epilogue07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_epilogue07.wav’]Play[/URL] [LIST] [*]”[I]It’s been fun. Don’t come back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_epilogue28.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_epilogue28.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/82/GLaDOS_epilogue28.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]”Evil again” samples[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I’m brilliant. I’m not bragging. It’s an objective fact. I’m the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can’t be for no reason. You must deserve it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re angry. I know it. ‘She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/GLaDOS_evilagainsamples05.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines[/B] (Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)
[LIST] [*]”[I]Commence standing by in three. Two. One.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_prehub04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_prehub04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_prehub04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_prehub14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_prehub14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_prehub14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this – or any – test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_prehub16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_prehub16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/GLaDOS_prehub16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub24.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub24.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub24.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_prehub26.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_prehub26.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/GLaDOS_prehub26.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_prehub27.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_prehub27.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_prehub27.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_prehub28.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_prehub28.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/GLaDOS_prehub28.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub29.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub29.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/GLaDOS_prehub29.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_prehub30.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_prehub30.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/GLaDOS_prehub30.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_prehub32.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_prehub32.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_prehub32.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_prehub34.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_prehub34.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/43/GLaDOS_prehub34.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_prehub35.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_prehub35.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_prehub35.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_prehub36.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_prehub36.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_prehub36.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_prehub47.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_prehub47.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_prehub47.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub48.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub48.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_prehub48.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_prehub55.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_prehub55.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/GLaDOS_prehub55.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_prehub56.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_prehub56.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_prehub56.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you’re going to pull stunts like this, it doesn’t have to be fast. So you know. I’ll take my time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m actually asking. Because I have no idea. He’s not listed anywhere in the employee database.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/20/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Whatever he does, it isn’t important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn’t even work here.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre14.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre14.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre14.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh no, don’t. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Wait here. Don’t go anywhere. I’ll be back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre18.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre18.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_pre18.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oops.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_gladosbattle_xfer03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_lift_interlude01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_lift_interlude01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_lift_interlude01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Oh. You survived. That’s interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]One of these times you’ll be so fat that you’ll jump, and you’ll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/GLaDOS_sp_box_over_goo04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there… anything you want to say to me? Anything?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hold on, I’ll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time…[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well… I’ll be here during the whole next test.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Anything? Take your time.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_testchambermisc15.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_testchambermisc15.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/GLaDOS_testchambermisc15.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay, fine. I’ll ask you again in a few decades.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_testchambermisc16.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_testchambermisc16.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_testchambermisc16.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]It’s healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that’s like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Per our last conversation: You’re also ugly. I’m looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_sp_laserfield_intro01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_sp_laserfield_intro01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/GLaDOS_sp_laserfield_intro01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You can’t keep going like this forever, you know. I’m GOING to find out what you’re doing. Out there. Where I can’t see you. I’ll know. All I need is proof.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I thought we could test like we used to. But I’m discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can’t ever go back to the way it was.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It’s never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn’t mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e8/GLaDOS_sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][computer gibberish][/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1e/GLaDOS_sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You know, I’m not supposed to do this, but… you can shoot SOMETHING… through the blue bridges.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did my hint help? It did, didn’t it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they’d be FURIOUS with us right now.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I’m going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I’ll be back in a while.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Miss you![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/GLaDOS_sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Nevermind. I have to go… check something. Test on your own recognizance. I’ll be back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/GLaDOS_sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I wouldn’t have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I’d hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I’m going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you’re incapable of. I know you’re up to something.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_sp_turret_islands02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This next test… [boom!] ..is… [BOOM!] dangerous. I’ll be right back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/GLaDOS_sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that’s gone.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a2/GLaDOS_testchambermisc02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Unused Co-op human storyline[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don’t feel pain. At any rate, you don’t have a way to communicate that you feel pain.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So I’ve been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath… I’ll just have to MAKE some.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d5/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it’s ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s where YOU come in.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Get going. I’ll fill you in along the way.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]GO.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba–[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]NO.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/GLaDOS_botcoop_humandetector05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results… significant.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Okay. Plan B. We need humans.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_botcoop_humansplanb02.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Unused Co-op artifact storyline[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We’re looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s it. Scan it for me.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]So… this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it’s not the cat’s house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious![/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The end.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]The end?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]That’s not funny.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do either of you feel like laughing?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7f/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Alright, I’m pulling you out.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It’s up on the screen.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man’s lasagna and feels remorse.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Briefly.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Reactions?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Yes, it’s funny because most of it actually happened.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Do you feel more human?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well, let’s do some tests and see what happens.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/GLaDOS_botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/70/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Blue, you go first.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Game over. Back to testing.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3b/GLaDOS_coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]PAX Prime 2010 Co-op[/B] [LIST] [*]”[I]Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today’s presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_botcoop_paxdemo01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_botcoop_paxdemo01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fc/GLaDOS_botcoop_paxdemo01.wav’]Play[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Unused Co-op Futbol game[/B] [LIST] [*]”Nice catch, Orange.”
[*]”Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge.”
[/LIST] [B]Conversation with Cave Johnson[/B] [LIST] [*]”We don’t have time for this.”
[*]”Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I’ll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT.”
[*]”No, Mister Johnson. I DON’T.”
[*]”Sure.”
[*]”I said we’ll do it.”
[*]”If you don’t unplug him, I will.”
[*]”Maybe we can stand on him to climb up.”
[*]”Mister Johnson? You need to shut up.”
[*]”Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses.”
[*]”I’d… appreciate it… if we never… EVER talked about that… ever again.”
[/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Leaderboard responses[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]”[I]That was genuinely mildly impressive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard01.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard01.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard01.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Well done.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard02.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard02.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard02.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Congratulations.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard03.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard03.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard03.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Good.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard04.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard04.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard04.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Bad news.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard05.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard05.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard05.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]Impressive.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard06.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard06.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard06.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I][impressed] Maybe I was wrong about you.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard07.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard07.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard07.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’ve beaten your own record.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard08.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard08.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard08.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You’re getting worse.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard09.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard09.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard09.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have a new rank.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard10.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard10.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4b/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard10.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have a new, better rank.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard11.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard11.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard11.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have a new, worse rank.[/I]” | [IMG alt=”Download”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Gray_down_arrow.png[/IMG] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard12.wav’]Download[/URL] | [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard12.wav’][IMG alt=”Play icon.png”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/67/Play_icon.png[/IMG][/URL] [URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard12.wav’]Play[/URL] [*]”[I]You have a new, worse rank. 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