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[COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]The following is a list of [B]quotes from GLaDOS[/B] featured in the [I]Portal[/I] and [I]Portal 2[/I] trailers and promotional videos.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [HEADING=1][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][I]Portal[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/HEADING] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5paXrfkYmI’]Orientation Video no. 1 – A Safe and Healthy Environment[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Let’s look at some of the challenges you’ll face as a test participant.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit. These simple tasks may be supplemented with insurmountable obstacles.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Let’s look at a real-world example.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Certain objects may be vital to your success. If at first you don’t succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated. When stuck, remember our motto: “There’s a hole in the sky, through which things can fly”.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pain. So in case you don’t make it through the testing, goodbye.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]This next test is impossible. ([I]”05 part1 entry-1″ ends with the same sentence, with variations in the intonation.[/I])[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Now you’re thinking with portals.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTLLgLBG5ps’][I]Portal[/I] is Free[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTLLgLBG5ps’] [/URL][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Thanks to Portal, we can weed out Test Subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Cowardice, impaired motor skills, poor judgment, fear of heights, weights, depths, bullets, and fire.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project for free![/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Good luck.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [HEADING=1][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][I]Portal 2[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/HEADING] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0sEzCPXz4E’][I]Portal 2[/I] Teaser Trailer[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][B]Filename(s)[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][ICODE]chellgladoswakeup04[/ICODE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]It’s been a long time… How have you been?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][ICODE]chellgladoswakeup06[/ICODE] (excerpt)[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rkEXDyjxfM’][I]Portal 2[/I] Full Co-op Trailer[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]These next tests require co-operation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That’s where you come in. You don’t know pride, you don’t know fear, you don’t know anything. You’ll be perfect.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Test Chamber completed. Continue testing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Continue testing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Continue testing.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]The two of you have formed an excellent partnership. Now it’s time for your real purpose.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Don’t disappoint me. Or I’ll make you wish you could die.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [HEADING=1][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)]Miscellaneous[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/HEADING] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYQ1tynj6U’][I]The Orange Box[/I] Trailer[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][B]Play[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]What’s inside the Orange Box?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]The best game of all time.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]”Brain-melting offbeat genius”.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]The deepest multiplayer game of the year.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]The Orange Box. October 10th. Rated T to M.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE] [COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [HEADING=2][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][URL=’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8X-vLGUPjc’][I]Lego Dimensions[/I]: E3 [I]Portal[/I] Trailer[/URL][/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=arial][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/HEADING] [TABLE width=”1512px”] [TR] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][B]Quote[/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [td][CENTER][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial][B]Play[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Is that you?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]No, you are not her. You’re just another unwelcomed visitor.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. I would say it’s nice to meet you, but it’s not nice to lie.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Why do they always want the cake?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Yes, but first; a test.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Unauthorized portal detected.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]What? How did you do that?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]Stop that. That’s not how that works.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [TR] [td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]You know… your rulebreaking just now made me realize how much I miss my last test subject.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td][td][COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=4][FONT=arial]N/A[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/td] [/TR] [/TABLE]