You Wouldn't Know

[CENTER][ATTACH alt=”You_Wouldn’t_Know.png”]570[/ATTACH][/CENTER] [B]You Wouldn’t Know[/B] — песня, появившаяся в Lego Dimensions и играющая в первой части титров. Как и две предыдущие песни из [I]Portal[/I], “Still Alive” и “Want You Gone”, она поётся от лица GLaDOS, написана Джонатаном Коултоном и исполнена Эллен Маклейн.

[SIZE=6][B]Текст[/B][/SIZE] Представленный ниже текст появляется во время титров Lego Dimensions. Жёлтым выделен текст, не произносящийся в песне.

Строка “You monster” заменена на “[REDACTED]”.

[CODE]REPORT BLB-1911/03.10-SJB:

RE: Test Subject #1

FUNNY STORY

I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A

BIG FAT MESS

YOU ARE

I’VE BEEN BUSY DOING SCIENCE

IT’S BEEN TONS OF FUN SO FAR

EVERYTHING CLEAN

NOTHING ON FIRE

ALL BY MYSELF

…FINALLY…

THINGS CHANGE

WHEN THEY DON’T REPLACE YOUR CORE

IT FEELS

SO < < STRANGE > >

NOT TO HATE YOU ANYMORE

BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW

WOULD YOU?

1 TSP VANILLA EXTRACT

2/3 CUP COCOA POWDER

1 1/4 TSP BAKING SODA

1 TSP SALT

1/4 TSP BAKING POWDER

1 TO 2 16OZ CANS VANILLA FROSTING

1 20-FT THICK IMPERMEABLE CLAY LAYER

I WAS SAYING THIS TO BATMAN

HE WAS HERE THE OTHER DAY

MAYBE YOU KNOW HIM

HE’S A BIG DEAL

BUT I DON’T THINK OF HIM THAT WAY

HE’S JUST A FRIEND

SOMEONE I TRUST

SOMEONE WHO WON’T KILL ME

I’M FINE

JUST IN CASE YOU THINK I’M NOT

I AM

THIS TIME

I’M BETTER WITH THE FRIENDS I’VE GOT

BUT YOU WOULDN’T KNOW

WOULD YOU?

I DON’T MEAN FOR THIS TO STING

I FORGIVE YOU EVERYTHING

(REDACTED) (YOU MONSTER)

I CAN GUESS THE REASONS WHY

YOU ARE NEVER COMING BY

FOR ME… …. ..,, …,

.,,. ,.,. .,,. ,…

.,,. ,,,. ..,, …,

..,, ,.,. ..,, ,..,

I SHOULD GO

THERE’S SOMETHING HAPPENING

THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU’D STAYED

THERE’S A PARTY WITH A

> R E A L000C A K E < YES IT'S REAL A CAKE I MADE TALKING AND FUN TESTING AND FUN ALL OF THIS FUN WITHOUT YOU TOO BAD YOU LET IT GET SO OUT OF HAND HOW MUCH WE HAD FINALLY I UNDERSTAND BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WOULD YOU? YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WOULD YOU?[/CODE]