Here is a list of individual [B]personality core[/B] [B]voice lines[/B].
[SIZE=22px][B][I]Portal[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][B]Curiosity core[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Curiosity Core”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/d/dc/CuriousityCore.png/150px-CuriousityCore.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2c/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav’]”Who are you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav’]”What is that?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03.wav’]”Oh, what’s that?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04.wav’]”What’s that?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05.wav’]”What is THAT?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06.wav’]”Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07.wav’]”Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08.wav’]”Ewww, what’s wrong with your legs?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09.wav’]”Where are we going?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10.wav’]”Are you coming back?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11.wav’]”Oh hey, you’re the lady from the test! Hi!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7a/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12.wav’]”What’s that noise?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0d/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13.wav’]”Is that a gun?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15.wav’]”Do you smell something burning?”[/URL] – [I]If the core is taken near the open incinerator[/I] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16.wav’]”Where are we going?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17.wav’]”Oh, what’s in here?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav’]Curiosity core death scream[/URL] (unused)[/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Intelligence core[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Cake Core”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/5/58/LogicCore.png/150px-LogicCore.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav’]”One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav’]”One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav’]”Three slash four cup vegetable oil.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/25/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav’]”Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav’]”Three slash four cups butter or margarine.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/51/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav’]”One and two third cups granulated sugar.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav’]”Two cups all purpose flour.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav’]”Don’t forget garnishes such as:”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f5/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav’]”Fish shaped crackers.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav’]”Fish shaped candies.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5e/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav’]”Fish shaped solid waste.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav’]”Fish shaped dirt.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav’]”Fish shaped ethyl benzene.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav’]”Pull and peel licorice.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav’]”Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav’]”Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav’]”One cup lemon juice.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav’]”Alpha resins.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav’]”Unsaturated polyester resin.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav’]”Fiberglass surface resins.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav’]”And volatile malted milk impoundments.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav’]”Nine large egg yolks.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav’]”Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/08/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav’]”One cup granulated sugar.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav’]”An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav’]”Two cups rhubarb, sliced.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav’]”Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav’]”One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav’]”One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav’]”Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav’]”One large rhubarb.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav’]”One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav’]”Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav’]”Adjustable aluminum head positioner.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav’]”Slaughter electric needle injector.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ab/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav’]”Cordless electric needle injector.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav’]”Injector needle driver.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav’]”Injector needle gun.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav’]”Cranial caps.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/64/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav’]”And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav’]”That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=2][/HEADING] [HEADING=2]Anger Core[/HEADING] [CENTER][URL=’https://theportalwiki.com/wiki/File:AngerCore.png’][IMG alt=”Anger Core”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/9/9d/AngerCore.png/150px-AngerCore.png[/IMG][/URL][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-00.wav’]”*pant*”[/URL] (unused)
[*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-01.wav’]”*snarl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-02.wav’]”*gnash*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-03.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-04.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-05.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-06.wav’]”*snort*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-07.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0d/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-08.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-09.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-10.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/af/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-11.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5c/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-12.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-13.wav’]”*grunt*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-14.wav’]”*roar*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-15.wav’]”*roar*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-16.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e7/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-17.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/76/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-18.wav’]”*hiss*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-19.wav’]”*growl*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-20.wav’]”*roar*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e2/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-21.wav’]”*roar*”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]If the core is taken near the open incinerator:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.wav’]”*yipe*”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/GLaDOS_escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.wav’]”*groan*”[/URL] (unused)
[/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Party Escort Bot[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Party Escort Bot”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/0/0b/Portal_Tabletop_Party_Escort_Bot_cropped.png/150px-Portal_Tabletop_Party_Escort_Bot_cropped.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/Partyescort.wav’]”Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B][I]Portal 2[/I][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=18px][B]Space core[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Space Sphere”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/b/bc/SpaceCore.png/150px-SpaceCore.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/Space_core_babble05.wav’]”What’s your favorite thing about space? Mine is space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/23/Space_core_babble11.wav’]”Space going to space can’t wait.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/79/Space_core_babble14.wav’]”Space…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/83/Space_core_babble16.wav’]”Space. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/Space_core_babble19.wav’]”Dad! I’m in space! [low-pitched ‘space’ voice] I’m proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched ‘space’ voice] Yes. Now we are a family again.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/Space_core_babble20.wav’]”Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/Space_core_babble21.wav’]”Space space wanna go to space”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/Space_core_babble22.wav’]”Space space going to space oh boy”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/Space_core_babble24.wav’]”Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/Space_core_babble28.wav’]”Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0c/Space_core_babble29.wav’]”Help me, space cops. Space cops, help.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/Space_core_babble31.wav’]”Going to space going there can’t wait gotta go. Space. Going.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/eb/Space_core_babble33.wav’]”Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/Space_core_babble35.wav’]”Space. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/Space_core_babble36.wav’]”I’m going to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/Space_core_babble37.wav’]”Oh boy.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/Space_core_babble40.wav’]”Yeah yeah yeah okay okay.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/Space_core_babble42.wav’]”Space. Space. Gonna go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/Space_core_babble43.wav’]”Space. Space. Go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/Space_core_babble44.wav’]”Yes. Please. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6a/Space_core_babble45.wav’]”Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/Space_core_babble46.wav’]”Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/19/Space_core_babble47.wav’]”Gonna be in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/Space_core_babble48.wav’]”Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/Space_core_babble49.wav’]”Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/78/Space_core_babble50.wav’]”Ohhhh, space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/Space_core_babble51.wav’]”Wanna go to space. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/Space_core_babble52.wav’]”[humming]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/Space_core_babble53.wav’]”Let’s go – let’s go to space. Let’s go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/Space_core_babble54.wav’]”I love space. Love space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/00/Space_core_babble57.wav’]”Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/Space_core_babble58.wav’]”Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/Space_core_babble59.wav’]”Space…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/Space_core_babble60.wav’]”Ohhh, the Sun. I’m gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What’ll I say? ‘Hi! Hi, Sun!’ Oh, boy!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/Space_core_babble61.wav’]”Look, an eclipse! No. Don’t look.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/Space_core_babble62.wav’]”Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/61/Space_core_babble67.wav’]”Space space wanna go to space”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/71/Space_core_babble68.wav’]”Wanna go to — wanna go to space”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/Space_core_babble70.wav’]”Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/Space_core_babble71.wav’]”I’m going to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/Space_core_babble73.wav’]”Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/Space_core_babble83.wav’]”Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/Space_core_babble88.wav’]”Hey hey hey hey hey!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/Space_core_babble89.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b7/Space_core_babble90.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/Space_core_babble91.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f4/Space_core_babble92.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/Space_core_babble93.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/Space_core_babble94.wav’]”Hey lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/Space_core_babble95.wav’]”Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/72/Space_core_babble98.wav’]”Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/51/Space_core_babble99.wav’]”Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/Space_core_babble100.wav’]”Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8e/Space_core_babble102.wav’]”Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/88/Space_core_babble105.wav’]”Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let’s go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/Space_core_babbleb01.wav’]”Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know – let’s go to space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2b/Space_core_babbleb02.wav’]”Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let’s go to space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b1/Space_core_babbleb03.wav’]”Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P… AACE. Space. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/Space_core_babbleb04.wav’]”I love space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/95/Space_core_babbleb05.wav’]”Hey lady. Lady. I’m the best. I’m the best at space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/Space_core_babbleb06.wav’]”Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/Space_core_babbleb07.wav’]”Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/Space_core_babbleb08.wav’]”Gotta go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/42/Space_core_babbleb09.wav’]”Gonna be in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/66/Space_core_babbleb10.wav’]”Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/Space_core_babbleb11.wav’]”Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/Space_core_babbleb12.wav’]”Are we in space yet? What’s the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/44/Space_core_babbleb13.wav’]”Going to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/Space_core_babbleb14.wav’]”Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m going. Going to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ce/Space_core_babbleb15.wav’]”Love space. Need to go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0d/Space_core_babbleb16.wav’]”Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/Space_core_babbleb17.wav’]”Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/Space_core_babbleb18.wav’]”So much space. Need to see it all.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Space_core_babbleb19.wav’]”You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I’m the best at space? Yes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/Space_core_babbleb20.wav’]”Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I’m in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/Space_core_babbleb21.wav’]”Please go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/Space_core_babbleb22.wav’]”Space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c7/Space_core_babbleb23.wav’]”Wanna go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/Space_core_babbleb24.wav’]”(excited gasps)”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/Space_core_babbleb25.wav’]”Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/Space_core_babbleb26.wav’]”Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/Space_core_babbleb30.wav’]”Hey lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/Space_core_babbleb31.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/Space_core_babbleb32.wav’]”Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/Space_core_babbleb33.wav’]”Hey lady. Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/Space_core_babbleb34.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/Space_core_babbleb35.wav’]”Lady.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/Space_core_space01.wav’]”Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I’m in space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/Space_core_space02.wav’]”Space? SPACE!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/60/Space_core_space03.wav’]”I’m in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/Space_core_space04.wav’]”I’m in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/Space_core_space05.wav’]”Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I’m in space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/Space_core_space06.wav’]”There’s a star. There’s another one. Star. Star star star. Star.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b6/Space_core_space07.wav’]”Getting bored of space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/Space_core_space08.wav’]”Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/Space_core_space09.wav’]”Are we in space?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/Space_core_space10.wav’]”We are?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/49/Space_core_space11.wav’]”Oh oh oh. This is space! I’m in space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3f/Space_core_space12.wav’]”We made it we made it we made it. Space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fe/Space_core_space13.wav’]”Earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/ba/Space_core_space14.wav’]”Wanna go to earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/Space_core_space15.wav’]”Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/Space_core_space16.wav’]”Wanna go home.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ef/Space_core_space17.wav’]”Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9e/Space_core_space18.wav’]”Earth earth earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/Space_core_space19.wav’]”Don’t like space. Don’t like space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/Space_core_space20.wav’]”It’s too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/Space_core_space21.wav’]”SPAAACCCCCE!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/Space_core_space22.wav’]”SPAAACE!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/Space_core_space23.wav’]”YEEEHAAAAAW!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cb/Space_core_space24.wav’]”Ah!”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Adventure core[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Rick, the Adventure Sphere”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/5/52/AdventureCore.png/200px-AdventureCore.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0b/Adventure_core_babble01.wav’]”QUICK: WHAT’S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name’s Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8a/Adventure_core_babble03.wav’]”What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there’s a lot of stuff on fire…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/Adventure_core_babble04.wav’]”Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation’s looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don’t mind me saying.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/Adventure_core_babble05.wav’]”I don’t want to scare you, but, I’m an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don’t you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I’ll just take it from here.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/Adventure_core_babble06.wav’]”Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you’re doing. Things are about to get real messy.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/Adventure_core_babble07.wav’]”Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I’ll do what I can to cover you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/Adventure_core_babble08.wav’]”Doesn’t bother me. I gotta say, the view’s mighty nice from right here.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2e/Adventure_core_babble09.wav’]”Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let’s do this.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/Adventure_core_babble29.wav’]”Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it’s better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fa/Adventure_core_babble30.wav’]”Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d6/Adventure_core_babble10.wav’]”I’ll tell ya, it’s times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I’m a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo… Bedroom.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/Adventure_core_babble11.wav’]”I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just… I’m a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it’s hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/Adventure_core_babble12.wav’]”I probably wouldn’t have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/89/Adventure_core_babble13.wav’]”Tell ya what, why don’t you put me down and I’ll make a distraction.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/Adventure_core_babble14.wav’]”All right. You create a distraction then, and I’ll distract him from YOUR distraction.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/Adventure_core_babble15.wav’]”All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/Adventure_core_babble16.wav’]”Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you’re holding?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/Adventure_core_babble17.wav’]”How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I’ll use a knife.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/Adventure_core_babble18.wav’]”No knife? That’s fine. I know all about pressure points.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d2/Adventure_core_babble19.wav’]”So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7e/Adventure_core_babble20.wav’]”Okay, let’s see. Cool line… He’s… big. He’s… just hangin’ there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: ‘Hang around.’ That might be too easy.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1f/Adventure_core_babble21.wav’]”‘Hang ten?’ That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/Adventure_core_babble22.wav’]”All right, you know what, it’s gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It’s just better if I have a set-up.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/Adventure_core_babble23.wav’]”Here’s the plan: Get him to say, ‘You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.’ Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Adventure_core_encouragement13.wav’]”Here, let me put on some adventure music.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/Adventure_core_singing01.wav’]”Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/Adventure_core_singing02.wav’]”Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/Adventure_core_encouragement11.wav’]”Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!”[/URL] [/LIST] [B]”Thorn” easter egg[/B] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/Adventure_core_babble25.wav’]”Don’t forget! Thorn! Side!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Adventure_core_babble26.wav’]”‘Yeah? Well this thorn… is about to take you down.’ Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head.”[/URL] [/LIST] [B]Unused dialog[/B] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Adventure_core_babble02.wav’]”QUICK: WHAT’S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name’s Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a3/Adventure_core_babble24.wav’]”Here’s the plan: Get him to say, ‘You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.’ Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/Adventure_core_babble27.wav’]”‘Yeah? Well this thorn… is about to take you down.’ Oh yeah!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/Adventure_core_babble28.wav’]”Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there’s a lot of stuff on fire…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/Adventure_core_encouragement01.wav’]”Kick him! Or punch him. You’re the boss, dimples.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/Adventure_core_encouragement02.wav’]”Yeah! Nice!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/Adventure_core_encouragement03.wav’]”You messed with the wrong woman!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/Adventure_core_encouragement04.wav’]”Yeah! How’d you like that?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/02/Adventure_core_encouragement05.wav’]”How’s that taste, pal?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/Adventure_core_encouragement06.wav’]”Keep it up, baby! You’re creamin’ him!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/Adventure_core_encouragement07.wav’]”Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/84/Adventure_core_encouragement08.wav’]”You’re doing great!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/Adventure_core_encouragement09.wav’]”Come on, sweetie! He’s got a glass jaw! He’s got a glass everything! This guy’s a china cabinet!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/Adventure_core_encouragement10.wav’]”This ain’t Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/81/Adventure_core_encouragement12.wav’]”Shake it off! Shake it off!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/Adventure_core_factapplicable01.wav’]”Pfff. I guess.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/Adventure_core_factapplicable02.wav’]”Pff. Whatever.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/Adventure_core_factresponse01.wav’]”Oh, shut up!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/Adventure_core_factresponse02.wav’]”Nobody cares, four eyes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/05/Adventure_core_factresponse03.wav’]”If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear… right up your butt.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/Adventure_core_factresponse04.wav’]”Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you’ll make him so bored his brain’ll explode.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/Adventure_core_factresponse05.wav’]”You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn’t affect anybody’s life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn’t said anything.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/Adventure_core_factresponse06.wav’]”You ever notice how nobody stops what they’re doing to listen? We don’t care.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/Adventure_core_factresponse07.wav’]”Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/Adventure_core_spaceresponse01.wav’]”Oh shut up!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/Adventure_core_spaceresponse02.wav’]”There’s nothing in space! That’s why it’s space!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/Adventure_core_spaceresponse03.wav’]”Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d0/Adventure_core_spaceresponse04.wav’]”You know what I hope’s in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/Adventure_core_spaceresponse05.wav’]”[B]DAMMIT, WE KNOW!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!! YOU!! IN IT!! WE GET IT!!![/B]”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=18px][B]Fact core[/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][IMG alt=”Fact Sphere”]https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/thumb/5/55/FactCore.png/150px-FactCore.png[/IMG][/CENTER] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/27/Fact_core_attachedfact01.wav’]”The situation you are in is very dangerous.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/Fact_core_attachedfact02.wav’]”The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/Fact_core_attachedfact03.wav’]”The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/Fact_core_attachedfact04.wav’]”You are about to get me killed.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d7/Fact_core_attachedfact05.wav’]”We will both die because of your negligence.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/Fact_core_attachedfact06.wav’]”This is a bad plan. You will fail.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/Fact_core_attachedfact07.wav’]”He will most likely kill you, violently.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7c/Fact_core_attachedfact08.wav’]”He will most likely kill you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/Fact_core_attachedfact09.wav’]”You will be dead soon.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Fact_core_attachedfact10.wav’]”This situation is hopeless.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/Fact_core_attachedfact11.wav’]”You are going to die in this room.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/Fact_core_attachedfact12.wav’]”You could stand to lose a few pounds.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/Fact_core_attachedfact13.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c3/Fact_core_attachedfact14.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8c/Fact_core_attachedfact15.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0d/Fact_core_attachedfact16.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is always right.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/26/Fact_core_attachedfact17.wav’]”The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/Fact_core_attachedfact18.wav’]”The Space Sphere will never go to space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/da/Fact_core_attachedfact19.wav’]”You will never go into space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ae/Fact_core_attachedfact20.wav’]”Fact: Space does not exist.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/Fact_core_attachedfact21.wav’]”Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don’t.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/Fact_core_attachedfact22.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/Fact_core_attachedfact23.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/Fact_core_attachedfact24.wav’]”Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/Fact_core_attachedfact25.wav’]”The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/91/Fact_core_attachedfact26.wav’]”Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/Fact_core_attachedfact27.wav’]”Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/Fact_core_attachedfact28.wav’]”Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/Fact_core_attachedfact29.wav’]”Error. Error. Error. File not found.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ad/Fact_core_attachedfact30.wav’]”Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Fact_core_attachedfact31.wav’]”Fact not found.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c4/Fact_core_attachedfact32.wav’]”Corruption at 25%”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/Fact_core_attachedfact33.wav’]”Corruption at 50%”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9f/Fact_core_attachedfact34.wav’]”Warning, sphere corruption at twenty– rats cannot throw up.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/db/Fact_core_fact01.wav’]”Dental floss has superb tensile strength.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4f/Fact_core_fact02.wav’]”The square root of rope is string.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e4/Fact_core_fact03.wav’]”While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3c/Fact_core_fact04.wav’]”Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7b/Fact_core_fact05.wav’]”Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon’s wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Fact_core_fact06.wav’]”The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/Fact_core_fact07.wav’]”89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/Fact_core_fact08.wav’]”An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/24/Fact_core_fact09.wav’]”In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/Fact_core_fact10.wav’]”Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/Fact_core_fact11.wav’]”Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9b/Fact_core_fact12.wav’]”The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/Fact_core_fact13.wav’]”Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/80/Fact_core_fact14.wav’]”Rats cannot throw up.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/Fact_core_fact15.wav’]”Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/Fact_core_fact16.wav’]”Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/Fact_core_fact17.wav’]”The Schrodinger’s cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1a/Fact_core_fact18.wav’]”Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bb/Fact_core_fact19.wav’]”The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/Fact_core_fact20.wav’]”The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b9/Fact_core_fact21.wav’]”Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/Fact_core_fact22.wav’]”Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/38/Fact_core_fact23.wav’]”Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/Fact_core_fact24.wav’]”The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9d/Fact_core_fact25.wav’]”The billionth digit of Pi is 9.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/32/Fact_core_fact26.wav’]”If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/09/Fact_core_fact27.wav’]”A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/06/Fact_core_fact28.wav’]”Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6b/Fact_core_fact29.wav’]”Honey does not spoil.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b5/Fact_core_fact30.wav’]”The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8f/Fact_core_fact31.wav’]”A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/Fact_core_fact32.wav’]”According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor’s chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/Fact_core_fact33.wav’]”China produces the world’s second largest crop of soybeans.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0a/Fact_core_fact34.wav’]”Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d8/Fact_core_fact35.wav’]”Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/Fact_core_fact36.wav’]”Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/47/Fact_core_fact37.wav’]”The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Fact_core_fact38.wav’]”The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cd/Fact_core_fact39.wav’]”The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/Fact_core_fact40.wav’]”In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/df/Fact_core_fact41.wav’]”Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1d/Fact_core_fact42.wav’]”At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/15/Fact_core_fact43.wav’]”Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/Fact_core_fact44.wav’]”In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1c/Fact_core_fact46.wav’]”In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f2/Fact_core_fact47.wav’]”In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/Fact_core_fact48.wav’]”William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c2/Fact_core_fact49.wav’]”It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented ‘push-ups’ in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name ‘Tesla-cize.'”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/Fact_core_fact50.wav’]”Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a7/Fact_core_fact51.wav’]”The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Fact_core_fact52.wav’]”Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/Fact_core_fact53.wav’]”Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f8/Fact_core_fact54.wav’]”The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy’s eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/Fact_core_fact55.wav’]”The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal’s epilepsy was mistaken for capering.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/69/Fact_core_fact56.wav’]”Halley’s Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b8/Fact_core_fact57.wav’]”The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d4/Fact_core_fact58.wav’]”In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/Fact_core_fact59.wav’]”The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/92/Fact_core_fact60.wav’]”Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/Fact_core_fact61.wav’]”Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/Fact_core_fact62.wav’]”During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/Fact_core_fact63.wav’]”At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/Fact_core_fact64.wav’]”According to most advanced algorithms, the world’s best name is Craig.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/Fact_core_fact65.wav’]”To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a0/Fact_core_fact66.wav’]”Dreams are the subconscious mind’s way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B]Poker Night[/B][/SIZE] [HEADING=2]Paranoia Core[/HEADING] [LIST] [*]The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
[*]You can’t send me back! She’s planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it’s all true, even the caaaa…
[*]Oh no, it’s the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
[*]At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
[*]Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
[*]There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
[*]The Inventory’s host claims to be retired, but he’s actually been drawing maps to islands that don’t exist yet.
[*]How much do we know about this “Inventory,” anyway?
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