This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.
[SIZE=22px][B]Turret fire[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cc/Turret_turret_fire_4x_01.wav’]”[Turret fire]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/Turret_turret_fire_4x_02.wav’]”[Turret fire]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/Turret_turret_fire_4x_03.wav’]”[Turret fire]”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets being launched into the air[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/87/Turret_turretlaunched01.wav’]”Whee!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/68/Turret_turretlaunched04.wav’]”Noooooo!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/Turret_turretlaunched08.wav’]”Hooray!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bc/Turret_turretlaunched11.wav’]”Goodbye!”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4c/Turret_turretlaunched02.wav’]”Wheeeeeeee!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f0/Turret_turretlaunched03.wav’]”I’m afraid of heights!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/Turret_turretlaunched05.wav’]”See you soon!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/cf/Turret_turretlaunched06.wav’]”I’m scared!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/90/Turret_turretlaunched07.wav’]”I’m scared!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/63/Turret_turretlaunched09.wav’]”Glorious freedom!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5b/Turret_turretlaunched10.wav’]”I’m flyinnnng!”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B]Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge[/B][/SIZE] [I]These lines are unused.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d9/Turret_turretlightbridgeblock01.wav’]”Come closer.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/Turret_turretlightbridgeblock02.wav’]”Something’s wrong.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/07/Turret_turretlightbridgeblock03.wav’]”What are you doing?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ec/Turret_turretlightbridgeblock04.wav’]”Failure.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets being zapped by the Thermal Discouragement Beam[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4e/Turret_turretshotbylaser01.wav’]”Ow!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/94/Turret_turretshotbylaser02.wav’]”Owww!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/46/Turret_turretshotbylaser03.wav’]”Owwwww!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/Turret_turretshotbylaser04.wav’]”It burns.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fd/Turret_turretshotbylaser05.wav’]”I’m on fire.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/41/Turret_turretshotbylaser06.wav’]”I’m on fire ow.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3d/Turret_turretshotbylaser07.wav’]”Please stop.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/Turret_turretshotbylaser08.wav’]”You’ve made your point.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5d/Turret_turretshotbylaser09.wav’]”Okay, you win.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a6/Turret_turretshotbylaser10.wav’]”This is not good.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B]Turret Being Smashed[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/Turret_turretsquashed01.wav’]”Ooohhh.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/Turret_turretsquashed02.wav’]”Owwww.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ee/Turret_turretsquashed03.wav’]”Can’t…breathe.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/65/Turret_turretsquashed04.wav’]”Excuse me you’re squishing me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/Turret_turretsquashed05.wav’]”Um, hello.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/Turret_turretsquashed06.wav’]”Help! Being squished.”[/URL] [/LIST] [SIZE=22px][B]Turrets Witnessing a Turret Die[/B][/SIZE] [I]These lines remain unused in Portal 2.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/Turret_turretwitnessdeath01.wav’]”Good shot.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/Turret_turretwitnessdeath02.wav’]”Well done.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a5/Turret_turretwitnessdeath03.wav’]”I need backup.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f3/Turret_turretwitnessdeath04.wav’]”You have excellent aim.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/ac/Turret_turretwitnessdeath05.wav’]”I never liked her.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/75/Turret_turretwitnessdeath06.wav’]”These things happen.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/Turret_turretwitnessdeath07.wav’]”That was nobody’s fault.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/22/Turret_turretwitnessdeath08.wav’]”She was provoking you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/28/Turret_turretwitnessdeath09.wav’]”Oh dear.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e8/Turret_turretwitnessdeath10.wav’]”Oh my.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/Turret_turretwitnessdeath11.wav’]”I blame myself.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/35/Turret_turretwitnessdeath12.wav’]”She probably deserved it.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/Turret_turretwitnessdeath13.wav’]”I saw it. It was an accident.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/de/Turret_turretwitnessdeath14.wav’]”She’s probably OK.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/13/Turret_turretwitnessdeath15.wav’]”Noted.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret factory[/HEADING] [HEADING=2]Turrets aiming at the mannequin[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_prerange01.wav’]”Target acquired.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=2]Template Turret[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/7d/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_template01.wav’]”Hello?”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=2]Turret voice response test[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_pass01.wav’]”Hello.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=2]Failed Turrets[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail01.wav’]”Why?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/29/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail02.wav’]”I did everything you asked!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/39/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail03.wav’]”I don’t understand!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail04.wav’]”I’m fine!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b2/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail05.wav’]”AHHHHHHHHH!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/ca/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail06.wav’]”Wheeeeee-OH NO!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/Turret_sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail07.wav’]”Why?”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret Sound effects[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/Turret_active.wav’]”[Activation sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d3/Turret_alarm.wav’]”[Alarm sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/73/Turret_alert.wav’]”[Alert sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/62/Turret_deploy.wav’]”[Deploy sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0e/Turret_die.wav’]”[Death sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6f/Turret_ping.wav’]”[Ping sound]”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/31/Turret_retract.wav’]”[Retract sound]”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret Found its Target[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Activated!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/Turret_turret_active_1.wav’]”Hi?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8d/Turret_turret_active_2.wav’]”Target acquired.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c0/Turret_turret_active_4.wav’]”Firing.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/77/Turret_turret_active_5.wav’]”Hello? Friend.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/36/Turret_turret_active_6.wav’]”Gotcha!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/58/Turret_turret_active_7.wav’]”There you are.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/Turret_turret_active_8.wav’]”I see you.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/96/Turret_turret_active_3.wav’]”Dispensing product.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets Searching[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Search mode activated!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/16/Turret_turret_autosearch_1.wav’]”Hello!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/Turret_turret_autosearch_2.wav’]”Searching.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2a/Turret_turret_autosearch_4.wav’]”Sentry mode activated.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b3/Turret_turret_autosearch_5.wav’]”Is anyone there?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/Turret_turret_autosearch_6.wav’]”Could you come over here?”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6e/Turret_turret_autosearch_3.wav’]”Canvassing.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Colliding Turrets[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Coming through!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3a/Turret_turret_collide_1.wav’]”Coming through!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/14/Turret_turret_collide_2.wav’]”Excuse me.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/86/Turret_turret_collide_3.wav’]”Sorry.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/Turret_turret_collide_4.wav’]”My fault.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/54/Turret_turret_collide_5.wav’]”Oh!”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets Deploying[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Deploying!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/45/Turret_turret_deploy_1.wav’]”Hello?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/d1/Turret_turret_deploy_2.wav’]”Deploying.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a4/Turret_turret_deploy_3.wav’]”Preparing to dispense product.”[/URL] (unused, except for the “Turret Plush” and “Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender” from ThinkGeek)[*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/Turret_turret_deploy_4.wav’]”Activated.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c1/Turret_turret_deploy_5.wav’]”There you are.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/9c/Turret_turret_deploy_6.wav’]”Who’s there?”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret Deaths[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Critical Error!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e5/Turret_turret_disabled_2.wav’]”Critical error.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/Turret_turret_disabled_4.wav’]”Shutting down.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/18/Turret_turret_disabled_5.wav’]”I don’t blame you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6d/Turret_turret_disabled_6.wav’]”I don’t hate you.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/2/2d/Turret_turret_disabled_7.wav’]”Why…”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/Turret_turret_disabled_8.wav’]”No hard feelings.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/0f/Turret_turret_disabled_1.wav’]”Ahahaha.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/1b/Turret_turret_disabled_3.wav’]”Sorry, we’re closed.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets being picked up[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Put me down!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5a/Turret_turret_pickup_1.wav’]”Hey!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/fb/Turret_turret_pickup_3.wav’]”Put me down!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/33/Turret_turret_pickup_6.wav’]”Who ARE you?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/40/Turret_turret_pickup_7.wav’]”Hey.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f9/Turret_turret_pickup_8.wav’]”Please put me down.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/Turret_turret_pickup_9.wav’]”Help!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/55/Turret_turret_pickup_10.wav’]”Uh oh.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c9/Turret_turret_pickup_2.wav’]”Hey hey hey!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/99/Turret_turret_pickup_4.wav’]”Woooaaah!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bd/Turret_turret_pickup_5.wav’]”Illegal operation.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret Deactivation[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Target lost!” except for the toilet in [/I]Portal[I], which is subtitled as “Your business is appreciated.” as it has a different file name, even though it says the same thing.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e9/Turret_turret_retire_1.wav’]”Goodbye.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b4/Turret_turret_retire_2.wav’]”Sleep mode activated.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f6/Turret_turret_retire_3.wav’]”Your business is appreciated.”[/URL] (unused, except for the toilet in [I]Portal[/I])
[*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c8/Turret_turret_retire_4.wav’]”Hibernating.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/50/Turret_turret_retire_5.wav’]”Goodnight.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/53/Turret_turret_retire_6.wav’]”Resting.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/04/Turret_turret_retire_7.wav’]”Nap time.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret Lost its Target[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Searching!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/11/Turret_turret_search_1.wav’]”Are you still there?”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/10/Turret_turret_search_2.wav’]”Target lost.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/Turret_turret_search_4.wav’]”Searching.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/f/f1/Turret_turret_search_3.wav’]”Can I help you?”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turret being disintegrated in the Fizzler[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/30/Turret_turret_fizzler_1.wav’]”Ow ow ow!”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets being shot by other Turrets[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Hey! It’s me!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/03/Turret_turret_shotat_1.wav’]”Hey! It’s me!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ea/Turret_turret_shotat_2.wav’]”Don’t shoot!”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/3e/Turret_turret_shotat_3.wav’]”Stop shooting!”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets being Tipped Over[/HEADING] [I]These lines are subtitled as “Ouch!”[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/be/Turret_turret_tipped_2.wav’]”Self test error.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4d/Turret_turret_tipped_4.wav’]”Malfunctioning.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/57/Turret_turret_tipped_5.wav’]”Aaaah.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/6/6c/Turret_turret_tipped_6.wav’]”Ow ow ow ow owww.”[/URL] [/LIST] [I]Unused:[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/a8/Turret_turret_tipped_1.wav’]”Aah.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/7/74/Turret_turret_tipped_3.wav’]”Unknown error.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Turrets ‘Suppressing’ the player[/HEADING] [I]These go unused in both games, but were found in the Portal beta. The cause of what plays these quotes is still unknown.[/I] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/bf/Turret_turret_suppress_1.wav’]”Hold still.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e6/Turret_turret_suppress_2.wav’]”Target suppressed.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/e1/Turret_turret_suppress_3.wav’]”Free samples.”[/URL] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/56/Turret_turret_suppress_4.wav’]”Suppressing.”[/URL] [/LIST] [HEADING=1]Final chamber of the Co-op Course Mobility Gels[/HEADING] [LIST] [*][URL=’https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/8/8b/Turret_turret_protect_humans01.wav’]”But I need to protect the humans!”[/URL] [/LIST]